Blue Hair(ed) 

A Blue Haired Individual is someone who dyes their hair blue. However, they exhibit these symptoms that become apparent 24 Hours after dying their hair. Here are the symptoms:

| Constantly Going on to Twitter (X).

| Saying, "That's offensive." or, "What did you just say?" to random things you talk about.

| Seeing X as a news source.

If you exhibit these symptoms, there is a way to negate them. Simply dye your hair a different color and after 12 hours, you'll be back to normal! If you still have these symptoms listed after dying your hair a different color/not having blue hair, you are chronically online. Just go outside and you will be normal again.

person 1: Hey, look at her, she has blue hair!
person 2: Uh oh, a Blue Hair(ed). She probably has X.
person 1: Ewwwwww.....
person 3: They are on the loose.

Blue Hair(ed) by basil_underwood October 5, 2023

blue-haired liberal

A blue-haired liberal is a white, left-leaning alternative girl. These girls tend to take everything very seriously and make everything about politics. They also tend to have dyed hair, piercings, and dress in an alternative fashion.

Ugh. She's such a blue-haired liberal.

blue-haired liberal by peachesandcream000 January 6, 2022

Blue Haired Smoothie

Refers to a blow job given by an elderly woman, usually a "cougar". The smoothie refers to the womans "smooth" gums and the texture of the man's semen . This term is regional, and is used commonly around the "Villages" in Central Florida.

I saw Steve getting a blue haired smoothie down by the gazebo. Wow, she must have been eighty something!

Blue Haired Smoothie by tarnished_man September 13, 2010

blue haired brake lights 

the resulting illumination from the car in front repeatedly hitting the brakes at 40 mph or less on a highway,due to the extreme age of the (usually,but not necessarily)female driver

After driving from little rock to Branson, mo.,My eyes were burning from all the BLUE HAIRED BRAKE LIGHTS.

blue haired brake lights by lickalottery June 3, 2010

Blue haired people 

Can also be referred to as “rainbow haired people”. Typically those of the LGBT community that get triggered easily. Blue haired people usually grow up to be cosplayers or furries.

Blue haired people are most popular in the store Hot Topic
Joe: Yo did u see that girl that was wearing animal ears and was making weird hand movements?
Mama: Ya dude that’s a blue haired person. They yelled at me because I said I didn’t like anime and Im a trump supporter.

Blue haired people by bobduncan123 March 1, 2020

blue haired girl 

a girl that thinks that men should not exist, a trans girl, liberal

john: tells joke
blue haired girl: homophobe

blue haired girl by sportsfan8956 October 16, 2020

Blue haired weredike 

An insideous female creature that emerges from its child like cocoon, usually in college but sometimes before. It feeds off of attention through virtue signaling. The only way to destroy this vile beast is to ignore it.

Mother: My God, what has happened to our daughter.
Father : I feel she has turned into a blue haired weredike. Damn you to hell higher education.

Blue haired weredike by Herpatitis Aids July 10, 2020