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blue football 

(n.) A xanax pill that is blue and shaped like a footbal (kinda). Takes about ten of them to get off so i prefer four bars.
Three bucks for blue footballs, fuck that i never pay more than $2.
blue football by Jerry Kurl November 15, 2006

Great tit and blue footed booby 

The name of two birds that were made up when birdwatchers were horny.
Boy 1: Great tit and blue footed booby
Girl 1: How did you know that my tits were blue
Boy 1: WTF?

blue-footed shmowlguin 

a blue-footed booby bred with an owl, shmonkey, and penguin.
The blue-footed shmowlguin was dancing on one foot along the creekside wearing a sombrero saying "Eat mor Chikin" and "Hug the Tree-Nymphs!"

blue footed booby 

this is a normal occasion so dont start feeling uneasy when you see the definition.
v. normally done pre-esr, when you take your big toe, and soften up an insertion point, for esr this point would be the eyeball.

v. when you're running in a race and all the sudden you have to take a shit.
you're in 2nd place and the person running in front of you really isnt that far away so, as you run, you take the shit inside your pants and make sure its nice and wet and juicy. you take off your pants and commence in throwing them at the man in front of you. this will end up covering him in poopy and he will begin to cry. now you commence to pass him up in the race but as you run past him, you spooge in his eye.
dude i totally blue footed boobied your mom last night before i ESRed her.

dude i was runnin in the marathon and blue footed boobied the guy in front of me and got first place.

blue footballs 

(n) - When your football team brings you so close to victory, but fucks it up at the last minute.
"Oh man, I have blue footballs - the Vikings were playing so well, but they just lost it against the Saints."
blue footballs by vikesfan January 25, 2010

blue-footed boobie 

Really cold boobs... almosr like getting frost bite!
Alexandrea: Oh my!

Annabelle: What?

Alexandrea: Ouch! My blue-footed boobies hurt!

Annabelle: I went to the Arctic and it never happened to me!

Alexandrea:It's cause Benjamin made me do the "polar bear plung" without a wet suit!
blue-footed boobie by Flexikins October 10, 2008