Blubbersex

The act of banging when you are fat as a whale. So is your partner in blubbersex.

Dude, did you hear, they had blubbersex. Ewww grosss!

by Spoony McSpoon September 13, 2009

blubbersphere

A very rotund person whose body resembles that of a sphere.

Susan was quite the blubbersphere before doctors cut out her stomach.

by JesusFig September 20, 2009

Blubberslap

The act of slapping someone in the stomach/ fat so hard that it jiggles.

Mike: You look like you are gaining some weight! *slap* BLUBBERSLAP!
Mindy: Ouch! That hurt, Mike.
Stan: Dude, i told you not to blubberslap Mindy!
Mike: I know.. Its just so tempting.

by BAA2... June 5, 2011

blubberment

when government is more about the almighty dollar than the people they serve.

After the 4 trillion dollars gets voted the only fat we'll see is in the Blubberment.

by OddGirl March 12, 2009

Blubbersnot

Snot or boogers in the texture of blubber.

This morning I had to blow my nose, because I had blubbersnot.

by Potato0413 September 12, 2016

Blabber Blubbers (BB)

Blabble Blubbers (BB) are simpleton girls with a brain capacity of a fruit fly. They're your typical onomatomaniak's who constantly get hyped on defaming beautiful successful woman who have the world at their feet. Their child like seeking behavior is a result of their insecurities. Many of them join a pack of other jealous women who enjoy inhaling each other's stinky company. Blabble Blubbers are either brittle boned anorexics with the slightest touch can result in breaking their bones, furry skin and thinning hair, their food intake is equivalent to the size of their brain, sausage tits and bad breath. The other are the lazy blubber type. They eat big, they are big and they talk big. You can easily confuse them to a spare Michelin tyre, salty AF with a stinky Coochie with puss balls. BB are extremely jealous women who do not like to be around beautiful women because they make look like second class citizens.

Example 1:
Anorexic sourpuss:: 'Ewwww, look at her thick fuzzy hair, it looks like she hasn't combed it"
Beached whale: ' I know, her boobs are bigger than mine, I bet they're not real'
Waiter: 'She's absolutely hot, who is he'?
Anorexic sourpuss: 'She's ugly, she hasn't even got a big ass'
Waiter: 'STFU bitch, you should be the last to talk, your tits hang like grandads washed up cock'

Example 2
Sam: 'I went to a party last night and got so sloshed and horny, found myself dancing with a Michelin girl, next thing I knew she grabbed my face and stuck in her cooch so I can give her head, I vomited all over the place, she smelt like a Limburger, ewww, never again'

These are two examples of Blabber Blubbers (BB) at work.

by Popping Daddy April 22, 2018

blubbersnapper

When a really fat man puts his dick into his blubered fat stomach and jerks of by using his fat to go up and down on the shat of the dick

My freind blubbersnapper last night

by zyxyz September 27, 2005