Blow your ass out

To suddenly release a load of wet shit that has been held in for hours, causing it to explosively exit your body.

How am I supposed to use the bathroom right after you blow your ass out?

by mittim80 April 25, 2022

Blow your ass out

Something enjoyable or something that makes you really happy.

You've never seen Predator?! That movie is the shit. It's going to blow your ass out.

by K4W5 March 15, 2010

Blow it out your ass

A putdown leveled at someone who's talking pompously. First made famous in the 1974 Mel Brooks movie, "Blazing Saddles."

Reverend Johnson:
Order. Order! God damn it, I said "ORDER"!

Howard Johnson:
You know, Nietzsche says: "Out of chaos comes order."

Olson Johnson:
Oh, blow it out your ass, Howard.

by nycsongs September 14, 2021

Blow it out your ass

basically means fuck you. one of the few examples where a shorter meaning is replaced with a larger phrase.

If you mad I'm on top, then wish me gone
If you mad I'm on the road, then wish me home
And if you mad that I'm right, punk wish me wrong
But after your three wishes...- BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!

by AkumaGouki May 12, 2004

Blow it out your ass

A Classic quote from one of the very first first-person shooter computer game developed by 3D Realms and published by Apogee DUKE NUKEM 3D.... In the game this super hero will say interactive things to the player at random , one of the quotes was "BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!"

"It's Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and i'm all outta gum.."

"I've got balls of Steel"

"Your head, Your ass, whats the difference?"

"Book em Denno!"

"Blow it out your ass!"

"what'ya waiting for Christmas?"

"You're an inspiration for birth control."

"Shit Happens... "

"Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride! "

"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck! "

"What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum sucking algae eater?"

by Crpetersenabx May 22, 2010

Blow it out your ass

1. Telling someone to play on the turd trombone.
2. A semi-polite way to say, 'Go fuck yourself!'
3. What Miles Davis wasn't famous for.
4. What Le Pétomane was famous for.

She: Nag, nag, nagnagnag, nag, nag-nag. Nag!
He: Ummmmhmmmm yeah, um, ya, yeah.
She: Nag, nag, nagnagnag, nag, nag-nag. Nag!
He: Oh, Blow it out your ass already!

by mylesLonger August 20, 2007

blow it out your ass, johnny

Something you say to someone named Johnny, specifically when he denies that his full name is indeed Johnathan. Best said frequently to remind Johnny that he should blow it out his ass.

What do you mean your name isn't Johnathan? Blow it out your ass, Johnny.

by Pontryagin December 23, 2020