A work colleague that you do not want in your team. Someone who shows no initiative. Tries to pass off all work to others so they don't have to do it. Refuses to take accountability. No willingness to learn. Stares at you like a deer stuck in headlights. Makes the same mistakes for the rest of their life. Their direct manager protects them for some odd reason. Will generally respond to all emails with pointless bullshit. Day to day activities include, but aren't limited to argy bargy and stuff. Cheers.
Did you see what John has done this week? He is a pure Blintoff.
BLAUSTOFFEN (also blaustauffen, blausthofen) n., excl.,
The feeling of regret, sadness, and/or jealousy experienced when realizing that one can never again experience something for the first time, esp. in the cases of books, movies, TV series.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).