A work colleague that you do not want in your team. Someone who shows no initiative. Tries to pass off all work to others so they don't have to do it. Refuses to take accountability. No willingness to learn. Stares at you like a deer stuck in headlights. Makes the same mistakes for the rest of their life. Their direct manager protects them for some odd reason. Will generally respond to all emails with pointless bullshit. Day to day activities include, but aren't limited to argy bargy and stuff. Cheers.
Did you see what John has done this week? He is a pure Blintoff.
BLAUSTOFFEN (also blaustauffen, blausthofen) n., excl.,
The feeling of regret, sadness, and/or jealousy experienced when realizing that one can never again experience something for the first time, esp. in the cases of books, movies, TV series.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.