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Blintoff 

A work colleague that you do not want in your team. Someone who shows no initiative. Tries to pass off all work to others so they don't have to do it. Refuses to take accountability. No willingness to learn. Stares at you like a deer stuck in headlights. Makes the same mistakes for the rest of their life. Their direct manager protects them for some odd reason. Will generally respond to all emails with pointless bullshit. Day to day activities include, but aren't limited to argy bargy and stuff. Cheers.
Did you see what John has done this week? He is a pure Blintoff.
Blintoff by Blintoff September 21, 2020

Blunteffectsmind 

A real nigga that looks like jesus
That man blunteffectsmind is probably the realest nigga on the planet
Blunteffectsmind by Squadmaster128 January 1, 2022

Blaustoffen

BLAUSTOFFEN (also blaustauffen, blausthofen) n., excl.,
The feeling of regret, sadness, and/or jealousy experienced when realizing that one can never again experience something for the first time, esp. in the cases of books, movies, TV series.
I never wanted that book to end. Blaustoffen!
Blaustoffen by Wordles January 21, 2011

Bluntorfour

When deciding what to smoke cannabis out of, one option is the bluntorfour. A blunt that is desired to be followed by smoking 1-3 more blunts
"So I was thinking like a bluntorfour?" said Rian

"A bluntorfour sounds nice." responded Joe
Bluntorfour by Stan Stammerson October 4, 2013
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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