Blountjob

A blountjob is when a thicc woman puts two lit joints in her nose and sixty-nine's a you while burning your pubic hairs with the ash.

Damn denise's blountjob game is strong, my bush is still stinging.

by BussySlayer6969 June 30, 2022

bluntjob

a trick used by fake parole officers to detect if someone smokes weed if there's a false pass. it involves giving someone a blunt, and if they accept, their ass is getting sent to jail. a term coined by ghetto smosh

"pretend to be that ni🅱️🅱️a's parole officer, and give him a drug test. and if he fails, send that ni🅱️🅱️a to prison. and if he passes, trick him with the... bluntjob"
- Ghetto Smosh Snoop Dogg, 2022

by BlitzRain October 1, 2022

bluntjob

the act of receiving oral sex while smoking a blunt filled with cannabis.

yo i got a bluntjob from some bitch

by dantillo November 30, 2010

BloatJob

When it’s a girls first time giving blow and she doesn’t realize you’re supposed to suck, and instead she blows. This causes your dick to rapidly inflate which will greatly increase the psi inside of your shaft. To prevent any future issues you can dick-burp.

“Bro my girl gave me a BloatJob and I couldn’t release all the trapped air. When I went to the hospital they had to stick a straw down my urethra to get the excess air out”

by TMoney769 August 26, 2023

Blondjob

A blondjob occurs when a girl is going to give you a blowjob, but starts literally blowing on your penis.

I told Krystle to give me a blowjob, but instead I got a blondjob. I then had Jenny show her how it's done.

by Kenny Decius October 23, 2004

blowntjob

Smoking a blunt while copn dome.

Blowjob is 10, blowntjob's 15 but if you smoke me up on dat i'll do it all fo free

by Goodboy April 18, 2008

blountoff

To have a limb blow off from a large round

Wiggle on my door knob will get your hand blountoff.

by River bend bender November 14, 2020