13 definitions by BlitzRain

bluntjob

a trick used by fake parole officers to detect if someone smokes weed if there's a false pass. it involves giving someone a blunt, and if they accept, their ass is getting sent to jail. a term coined by ghetto smosh

"pretend to be that ni🅱️🅱️a's parole officer, and give him a drug test. and if he fails, send that ni🅱️🅱️a to prison. and if he passes, trick him with the... bluntjob"
- Ghetto Smosh Snoop Dogg, 2022

by BlitzRain October 1, 2022

slobber knockers

the testicles.

"Oh my god! He just got kicked right in the slobber knockers!

by BlitzRain April 1, 2023

itchy fuck

(UK slang)

A term in place of "what the hell?". Could also be used to insult someone.

Itchy fuck, could you not buy Shell V Power

by BlitzRain September 17, 2023

do thanos wrist

Shove your left hand up your anus and snap yourself out of existence

Jimmy Savile: I LOVE KIDS

Decent lad: do thanos wrist

by BlitzRain July 2, 2022

fuck n' suck

Fuck the ass and suck the dick. Prevalent in gay sex.

bro i just had some fuck n' suck and IT WAS AMAZING

by BlitzRain July 13, 2022

sounding

Singing with your penis. Not to be confused with shoving stuff up the urethra.

I was challenged to a rap battle but I had lost my voice so I tried sounding.

by BlitzRain July 12, 2022

your gutties are scrappers

(nothern ireland slang) used to insult someone's footwear.
gutties - refrencing someone's shoes
scrappers - referencing the shittiness of them

man from belfast wearing crosshatch: "say it again go, SAY IT AGAIN"
belfast bouncer: "your gutties are scrappers there i said it again"
man from belfast wearing crosshatch: "ya wee tramp"

by BlitzRain October 29, 2022