BlitzRain's definitions

itchy fuck

(UK slang)

A term in place of "what the hell?". Could also be used to insult someone.

Itchy fuck, could you not buy Shell V Power

by BlitzRain September 17, 2023

do thanos wrist

Shove your left hand up your anus and snap yourself out of existence

Jimmy Savile: I LOVE KIDS

Decent lad: do thanos wrist

by BlitzRain July 2, 2022

speckled hen

a kid with freckles.

"bruv i hate u m8 i'll bash ye head in in fortnite 1v1"
"shut up speckled hen"

by BlitzRain September 7, 2022

bluntjob

a trick used by fake parole officers to detect if someone smokes weed if there's a false pass. it involves giving someone a blunt, and if they accept, their ass is getting sent to jail. a term coined by ghetto smosh

"pretend to be that ni🅱️🅱️a's parole officer, and give him a drug test. and if he fails, send that ni🅱️🅱️a to prison. and if he passes, trick him with the... bluntjob"
- Ghetto Smosh Snoop Dogg, 2022

by BlitzRain October 1, 2022

anemoia

Nostalgia for something that you have never experienced in your life.

Watching old videos of SVR2008 makes me feel anemoia.

by BlitzRain April 13, 2023

Steve Urkel

(UK slang) the penis.

these lads jerkin their steve urkel hard rn

by BlitzRain July 27, 2022

fuck n' suck

Fuck the ass and suck the dick. Prevalent in gay sex.

bro i just had some fuck n' suck and IT WAS AMAZING

by BlitzRain July 13, 2022