bluntjob

a trick used by fake parole officers to detect if someone smokes weed if there's a false pass. it involves giving someone a blunt, and if they accept, their ass is getting sent to jail. a term coined by ghetto smosh

"pretend to be that ni🅱️🅱️a's parole officer, and give him a drug test. and if he fails, send that ni🅱️🅱️a to prison. and if he passes, trick him with the... bluntjob"
- Ghetto Smosh Snoop Dogg, 2022

by BlitzRain October 01, 2022

itchy fuck

(UK slang)

A term in place of "what the hell?". Could also be used to insult someone.

Itchy fuck, could you not buy Shell V Power

by BlitzRain September 17, 2023

do thanos wrist

Shove your left hand up your anus and snap yourself out of existence

Jimmy Savile: I LOVE KIDS

Decent lad: do thanos wrist

by BlitzRain July 02, 2022

slobber knockers

the testicles.

"Oh my god! He just got kicked right in the slobber knockers!

by BlitzRain April 01, 2023

mockey moose

Rough gay anal sex.

They had some great mockey moose

by BlitzRain December 21, 2021

Drakery

Slang term for paedophilia, mainly sexting minors. People who fall under Drakery are Dr Disrespect and Ava Kris Tyson.

"Yo you heard of what happened with Kris Tyson of MrBeast?"
"Yeah she got exposed for Drakery"

"Dr Disrespect got exposed for Drakery"
"Tf? Bro got a wife and kid and is still doing this shit."

by BlitzRain July 28, 2024

speckled hen

a kid with freckles.

"bruv i hate u m8 i'll bash ye head in in fortnite 1v1"
"shut up speckled hen"

by BlitzRain September 07, 2022