bluntjob

a trick used by fake parole officers to detect if someone smokes weed if there's a false pass. it involves giving someone a blunt, and if they accept, their ass is getting sent to jail. a term coined by ghetto smosh

"pretend to be that ni🅱️🅱️a's parole officer, and give him a drug test. and if he fails, send that ni🅱️🅱️a to prison. and if he passes, trick him with the... bluntjob"
- Ghetto Smosh Snoop Dogg, 2022

by BlitzRain October 01, 2022

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itchy fuck

(UK slang)

A term in place of "what the hell?". Could also be used to insult someone.

Itchy fuck, could you not buy Shell V Power

by BlitzRain September 17, 2023

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speckled hen

a kid with freckles.

"bruv i hate u m8 i'll bash ye head in in fortnite 1v1"
"shut up speckled hen"

by BlitzRain September 07, 2022

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your gutties are scrappers

(nothern ireland slang) used to insult someone's footwear.
gutties - refrencing someone's shoes
scrappers - referencing the shittiness of them

man from belfast wearing crosshatch: "say it again go, SAY IT AGAIN"
belfast bouncer: "your gutties are scrappers there i said it again"
man from belfast wearing crosshatch: "ya wee tramp"

by BlitzRain October 29, 2022

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