BloatJob

When it’s a girls first time giving blow and she doesn’t realize you’re supposed to suck, and instead she blows. This causes your dick to rapidly inflate which will greatly increase the psi inside of your shaft. To prevent any future issues you can dick-burp.

“Bro my girl gave me a BloatJob and I couldn’t release all the trapped air. When I went to the hospital they had to stick a straw down my urethra to get the excess air out”

by TMoney769 August 26, 2023

bloatmobile

a motor vehicle of excessive size and weight for its intended purpose; any vehicle that is far larger than it needs to be.

My minivan was okay when I was hauling a large family around, but for solo commuting it's a bloatmobile.

by Carlos el Gato June 17, 2009

bloat job

Bloat jobs are when you get a blow job on a boat.

We had a party on a boat and christine went down and gave me a bloat job.

by bloat hunter April 1, 2017

Bloat Job

This is the amount of padding, or additional, sometimes fictional information your resume is going to need in order to find a new job.

Man, I am applying for the ad asst job, but I am going to have to give my resume a "bloat job" in order to impress this guy.

by inkmarqued March 28, 2009

Pirate Boatjob

When their moan sounds like "aargh" when they put it in

Peter and Tony both gave pirate boatjobs during a great night together

by Inspired Osprey January 5, 2022