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to be very high from smokeing large amounts of ganja.
asiel:did you see that boy mike?

zach:hell yea that boy blosted!!

toasted
blosted by yeyo gonzalez April 13, 2010
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Boosted Bonobo 

A Boosted Bonobo is a person that is incapable of completing the simplest of task. It is often associated with NightBlue3 as he is known to be the biggest Bonobo of them all.
Hahahaha your such a Boosted Bonobo
Boosted Bonobo by M8Damon October 13, 2016

Bloated Violin 

A sexual act which involves a man resting his buttocks on his partner's shoulder, while his partner rests her chin upon his pelvis and proceeds to stroke his penis, as if playing a violin.
Jordan enjoyed Amy's musical talents far more after she demonstrated her skills with the bloated violin.
Bloated Violin by Shaguar28 January 23, 2012

Get blasted! 

a rallying cry to consume large quantities of alcohol in the hopes of becoming shit-faced drunk and blowing chunks; most commonly used in Wisconsin
"Hey you knobs! Get blasted!!!!!"

blasted drunk wasted hammered pissed plastered blitzed tanked intoxicated shit-faced
Get blasted! by Splooge Machine November 10, 2010

Get boosted 

1. To bluntly tell someone to fuck off and get lost.

2. To get willingly poisoned by a substance given to you in good belief, but has a permanently negative effect on you.
Person 1: Man, I don't trust these charts they post.

Person 2: Well, I trust the experts on this topic and you are mistaken...
Person 1: Yeah yeah. Get boosted.
...
Person 2: I think just got boosted. I don't feel so good anymore...
The act of being beyond incredibly high due to the ingestion of large quantities of marijuana or other related substances.
Jack: Dude I am so blostod right now

Jimmy: Well of course we are the blostodos
Blostod by Thicc Mandingo April 18, 2019
In competitive gaming, namely League of Legends, a word describing a player who has had a player log into his or her account and raised the rank of the account.
All xriven master 69x (Riven): this adc is fucking boosted
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