Blords 

Blords is the broad category of when you mix up, or generally mess up your words or phrases in conversation.

This may happen in times we are thinking of two similar words or phrases at once, and the words come out combined. Or it can be when we say the inappropriate phrase as a quick response. Spoonerisms also fall under the category of blords, which is switching the first letters of two consecutive words

"Hi, how are you going?... Oh, whoops, I've got the blords."
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"Go put away the foldable chables... I meant the foldable chairs and tables. I've got the blords today."
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Waitress: "Enjoy your meal!"
Lisa: "Thanks, you too!" (Oh no, I've got the blords)
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"We can't cut the grass today because our mawn lower is broken... haha oopsie, got the blords."

Blords by Balrogorlab April 29, 2024

There Will Be Bloodshed 

The song from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance and theme song of Jetstream Sam, the biggest and most handsome Brazilian man to ever live. Only the most Gigachad and Based people can listen to it.

Verse 1
Memories broken
The truth goes unspoken
I’ve even forgotten my name
I don’t know the season
Or what is the reason
I’m standing here holding my blade
A desolate place
Without any trace
It’s only the cold wind I feel
It’s me that I spite
As I stand up and fight
The only thing I know for real

Chorus
There will be bloodshed
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one
Left
Will ride upon the dragon’s back
Because the mountains don’t give back what they take
Oh, no, there will be blood-
-shed
It’s the only thing I’ve ever known

Verse 2
Losing my identity
Wondering, have I gone insane?
To find the truth in front of me
I must climb this mountain range
Looking downward from this deadly height
And never realizing why I fight

There Will Be Bloodshed by Mr Yeast May 24, 2022

Bloodshows 

A website that shows people getting killed in several ways.

Guy: hey did you hear about that man that got his head cut off?

Guy's friend: heard about it? I saw the video on

Bloodshows

Bloodshows by SmitsonBopit July 29, 2012

bloodsexual 

To where some is attracted to blood.

(THIS IS A FAKE SEXUALITY THAT IS UNVALID AND SHOULD BE GONE.)

Amy: hey, Whats your sexuality?
Bob: I'm bloodsexual!
Amy: No you're not, you are just a person who fails as a human being.

bloodsexual by T22_ January 17, 2021

Pop some punk ass bloods 

Obtaining soda pop and treats as part of the initiation process for joining a club for crippled people, known as the Five Point Crips

4Legz: Look Timmy! There’s a convince store, that must mean what the fellas meant by “Pop some punk ass bloods” they want us to get them some soda pop and treats.
Roller: Ah Timmeh

Pop some punk ass bloods by Dlinepancaked61 March 13, 2023

Bloodsport victory

The most unlikely victory of all. The kind of victory where you face opposition like never before and still manage to win whatever you're doing.

Comes from the movie Bloodsport starring Jean-Claude van Damme as Frank Dux. In the final match of the Kumite, Chong Li beats up van Damme real good and blinds him with some kind of powder. Fortunately, van Damme was great at serving tea for his late Shidoshi while blindfolded, and therefore he is still able to defeat Chong Li, all while yelling: "Baaaaaaah!"

Bloodsport, The Quest, Kickboxer, the list goes on... Classic van Damme has to have at least one Bloodsport victory

Bloodsport victory by Asger W July 12, 2006

Bloodsport Day

Bloodsport Day is September 10th, a time to get drunk as fuck with friends and watch one of the greatest martial arts movies of all time Bloodsport!!!!

Why are you talking about Christmas already, I haven't even put up my Bloodsport Day decorations yet!!

Bloodsport Day by decadence_187 March 30, 2017