Bloodstone

British heavy metal band from town of Corby in Northamptonshire.

Formed in 2001 with the sole desire of pissing off the townie element of their home town, Bloodstone have slowly become something of a fixture at local rock gigs. Their unique brand of True Corbarian Metal combined with their dumbass humour and striking good looks makes this a band that won't be getting famous any time soon.

Certain bizarre rumours circulate the town regarding the band. Most of these are true.

chav1: "oh Daz iz that the twat from Bloodstone?"

chav2: "yeah it is innit"

chav1: "go on deck him"

chav2: "nah I heard they worship glue and sniff Satan or somethink"

chav1: "oh I'll do it then" *SMACK*

Bloodstone by Po-nose August 29, 2008

Bloodstone

Panick Panic Panick !!!

I panic easily

Bloodstone by Pfft September 9, 2003

brookstoned

When you think someone is completely trustworthy and a nice person to whom you can tell all your secrets, but then they betray your trust and stab you in the back multiple times.

You: Hey that Brett Brookstone looks like a pretty nice guy!
Me: Whoa there buddy, he's brookstoned some other people before.

brookstoned by Xiuhnan August 18, 2019

Bloodstock 

A kick ass open air festival held every year consisting entirely of amazing metal bands, unlike Download, which comprises of mainly mainstream crap that nobody listens to.

The name is derived from the famous 1969 festival Woodstock.

I went to Bloodstock last year and headbanged so hard to Testament my head is now stuck on my right shoulder.

Bloodstock by dethmaiden June 14, 2008

brookstone 

place at the mall that has a bunch of really comfortable chairs and recliners ans stuff that i could sit on all day

i feel like being a lazy fuck for awhile lets stop by brookstone

brookstone by Not Jimi Hendrix September 9, 2004

blundstones 

tough shoes usually plumbers mowers or builders use made in brown or black leather.

Look, Eric juststepped on a Periplaneta australasia withhis blundstones

blundstones by superballs and shaft January 18, 2018

bloodstainedglitterpony 

the most sexiest dude ever, but hes also a baka 🤤 my sussy little imposter

"dude you're not mutuals with bloodstainedglitterpony? thats gay."

bloodstainedglitterpony by ronniethecommie March 18, 2021