Bloodshows

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A website that shows people getting killed in several ways.

Guy: hey did you hear about that man that got his head cut off?

Guy's friend: heard about it? I saw the video on

Bloodshows

Bloodshows by SmitsonBopit July 29, 2012

bloodshows

If your eating lasagna or any other meat... don't even go to bloodshows.com

*eating steak* hmm what's this bloodshows.com thing?

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bloodshows by ballsekmagee April 12, 2010

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Bloodshot

Veins being visible in the eyes. It's a common side affect of marijuana use.

"Dude, your eyes are super-bloodshot. You had any weed recently?"

Bloodshot by Synthme May 9, 2010

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Bloodshot eyes

When you cry so much because things get too heavy

I’m sorry I can’t stop crying I have those bloodshot eyes. It’s all my fault.

Bloodshot eyes by SheLostTheOne February 25, 2018

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third eye bloodshot

Being absolutely stoned, to the point you start talking in new age hippy speak.

"Man, that last bong hit made my third eye bloodshot. Now, how do we start planning for world peace?"

third eye bloodshot by Hippyfox November 22, 2017

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Bloodshits

When you are always sick and sometimes have bloody shits; just like Sarina Bloodgood.

Oh man i was hangin out with Sarina and now i got bloodshits.

Bloodshits by Silverpizza February 27, 2010

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bloodhouse

A term used to describe an area where violence is common.

I want to shit in a bloodhouse.

bloodhouse by Lewis J D January 10, 2008

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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