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bloomfield high school 

The is the school for the mixed people. Thotty Whites, Bitchy Blacks, Hoeing Latinos. Where they have blackouts on sunny days. And where there track teachers go to sexually assault students. And when there is fights for no reason. What a great day it is to be a Bloomfield Bengal.
John - Oh you go to Bloomfield High School?
Mary - Yea
John - That’s where all the thots, bitches and hoes go. That mixed school is so dumb

West Bloomfield High School

A bunch of kids that mess around and act like there cool and vape. They also go over the top for homecoming. Thanks Mr. Watson

Bloomfield High School 

A school who think vaping is cool. Bitches who hides in stalls to have their conversations. Boys who think sagging their pants is a new trend. Students who do not know how to walk in the hallways like a bunch of old people. A school where the football team doesn’t know how to score a touchdown. Students who says “A212 was fun, no cap”. Where the pep rally’s are trash and the cheerleaders don’t know how to cheer. Where girls act fake and act so stupid. It’s a school where we learn and get on with our lives so stop acting stupid, fake, ghetto, and act like mature adults. Never mind I don’t give a fuck about y’all. And don’t let me forget about your obsessions with TikTok. Where guys dates a girl and dumps them the week after. You may not know me but I know you: Freshmans, Sophomores, Juiors, and Seniors. PERIOD!!!
See y’all Tomorrow.
Bloomfield High School
Nayeshia- I heard you have been talking talking shit about me

Christie- So, What what you gonna do about it
Nayeshia- Ok then let’s fight after school if you wanna act bitchy to me
Everyone- Pulls out their Snapchat and takes a video
Bloomfield High School by StinkyFishy November 25, 2019

Bloomfield High school 

A diverse High school , with a lot of hoes and thots. There’s a bunch of Ecuadorians that play soccer and discriminate other people’s culture and ethnicity. The cheer leaders are mostly hoes same with the football team. And the known girls in the school are one of the most fakest bitches with the ugliest personalities. It’s also where freshman girls start to compete on going to prom all four years of high school. There are some realest people out there, just watch who you become friends with.
I go to Bloomfield High School , everything got worst after class of 2019 left.

Bloomfield ice scraper 

The process of de-icing a vehicle's windows by urinating on the vehicle.
After breaking a plastic blade on the tiny glaciers that had formed around his car's wipers, Lenny whipped out his junk and cleared his windshield with a steaming Bloomfield Ice Scraper.

West Bloomfield high school

Guy1: aye did you see what happened at west Bloomfield high school
Guy2: yeah man they’re so ghetto
Guy1:Fr 😂

Sick like Bloomfield 

To be very "sick" or disappointed; to have experienced great sadness or loss; to be upset about an event. Term was created after the Montclair High School vs. Bloomfield High School championship football game, in which Montclair beat Bloomfield 16-13 in double overtime. It describes an intense feeling of sadness and heartbroken remorse.
"Dude, I was sick like Bloomfield when I watched my team lose that football game."
"My girlfriend left me for another guy? Man, I'm sick like Bloomfield"
"I'm sick like Bloomfield that the party I'm going to got cancelled."
Sick like Bloomfield by mountieup January 31, 2014
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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