1.A device, normally a water balloon, that is filled and placed in a bra or a similar carrying device. Then worn in drag to resemble large breasts. Normally resulting in them popping sometime during the wearing period causing more laughter directed at the now deflated and wet wearer.
2.A badly done breast augmentation surgery which made the breasts unnaturally massive, stiff, gave an unnatural iridescent like sheen, and/or a tendency to deflate or burst if not protected.
Dude, my bloob popped when I tried to put them on!
Sarah: My boob hurts...
Bob: Which one is it?
Sarah: The left one...
Bob: Ah, you should have said, "my bloob hurts."
Sarah: Wow, that makes it so much clearer!
1) anything you want it to be; just a word
2) common uses:
another word for "fuck" (see ex. 2)
Big Boobs (3)
Bloob
Bloober
Bloobered
Bloobed
Bloobing
Bloobs
Look at that bloober.
YOu just bloobered up my bloobering paper, you bloobering tardfuck!
I'd love to massage those bloobers.