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An over the top excellent male orgasm carried out by having one's cock sucked by another person in a thrilling inconspicuous location, or under unusual or daring circumstances.
Jill gave Jack the best Blowgasm ever in his VW on Route 66. He couldn't keep his eyes open as he came. She was so surprised at the intensity of his orgasm, that she coughed and much of his cum dripped into the cup holder.
Blowgasm by 22guy April 20, 2009
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The feeling you get when you check your blog stats and you see WAY more visitors than you expected.
"Dude, last night I wrote a new blog post about that crazy new action movie. This morning when I checked my stats and saw I had over 2,000 visits, I had a serious blogasm!"
Blogasm by Juan Santini October 28, 2008
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Having an orgasm from listening to a David Bowie song.
I had a Bowgasm when David Bowie sang my favorite song in a concert
Bowgasm by AxK54 September 22, 2011
Guy 1: yo, you read kayly's blog yet?
Guy 2: no, why?
Guy 1: dude, it's sooo freaking hot. I couldn't control my urge, I forced a blogasm on myself.
Guy 2: NICE!! im'a go home and read it too!
Assistant principal: Wow, i know what your talking about. I blogasmed three times last time to the very same article. IT'S SOOOO EROTIC!!!!!
Guy 2: never mind...
Blogasm by Matthias Azamer January 18, 2007
Bowgasm: Noun. Intense joy, followed by rhetorical questions and tears of joy or sorrow after seeing a double rainbow. Usually involves psychedelic substances.
Bear: Look at that rainbow! It's almost a triple rainbow! It's so beautiful. What does it mean? (sobbing and crying ensues.)

Vasquez: Dude, you just totally had a bowgasm.
Bowgasm by His Royal Flyness August 8, 2010

Blorgasm 

Having An Orgasm With Blood Also Exiting The Penis.
I'm Going To Blorgasm In Your Mom!
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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