lockdownie

A person that voluntarily stays at home (i.e. in lockdown) to an extent beyond what is required by law, because they limit themselves to hyperbolic news sources.

Marion spent all summer inside because she read a column in The Guardian, she is a bit of a lockdownie.

lockdownie by Basqas January 4, 2022

Lockdown Deaths 

Excess Mortality above the average due to joblessness, homelessness, loss of business , and the like caused by Lockdowns.

So many have died due to Lockdown Deaths , the excess deaths are off the charts with Drug overdose, suicide, Alzheimer's patients dying of despair in nursing homes because their families aren't visiting them. Deaths from heart attacks, cancer & other illnesses because people are not getting timely heath care from doctors & hospitals, all due to halted care for non-COVID patients

Lockdown Deaths by The Florida Populist November 2, 2020

Lockdown 

The governments way of getting everyone inside so they can change the batteries in the pigeons.

Do you reckon there will be another lockdown in 2030 or will the pigeons be solar powered by then?

Lockdown by PigeonsEntReal April 20, 2020

lockdowner 

a distressing or depressing experience during lockdown period

What a bummer! We got a three-month long lockdowner because of covid-19 .

lockdowner by timlight April 21, 2020

Tittie Lockdown 

Tittie Lockdown is the situation that takes place when you can no longer control yourself because the bitches are controlling you with their tittie powers.

Marc: Yo i've been trying to tell that bitch off for so long.

Andy: Why haven't you?

Marc: Bitch got me on Tittie Lockdown.

Tittie Lockdown by Marc519 December 7, 2009

bro code lockdown

It’s a form of trust that you cannot break or you will be hated forever with no trust over everything with your best friends (You do a pinky swear and touch your middle fingers)

Kayden - “I just lost my virginity”
Will - “Bro code lockdown?”

bro code lockdown by Rumople89 July 7, 2017

Lockdown 

A flowery term for “home jail”—when people are only allowed to go out to buy food or to obtain “essential services,” such as buying guns, getting tattooed, and dog grooming, in the fastest possible time, while interacting with the least number of people to avoid infecting them with the virus.

A lockdown comes in different shapes and sizes, which is based on the country’s infection rate and death toll (and whether its head of state, governor, or mayor is running for a reelection before year end).

Lockdown by Fasters April 29, 2020