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Blinkerton

When you are hitting your vape for a long amount of time causing the safety draw light on it to blink. Similar to the world blinker
Brad: Yo bro, this week has been stressing me out, give me the chooch
Chad: Aight bro here
*after 5 straight seconds of hitting the chooch*
Brad: Bro I’m in blinkerton rn

Blinkercourse 

A rare condition in which one cannot help from repeatedly blinking during intercourse.
My girlfriend was freaked out until I explained I suffered from blinkercourse.
Blinkercourse by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Blinkerton City

Going to Blinkerton City refers to the act of hitting the Chong (vape) so hard that it decides you've had enough and begins to blink.
(Person 1) I'm finna go to Blinkerton city. (begins to inhale the vape)
Blinkerton City by TheModidGuy February 17, 2023

blinkered 

You guys calling the original guy an idiot are all wrong. I'm a huge horse racing fan, and racehorses wear blinkers. A carriage-pulling horse, or a jumper, wears blinders, but the hoods that some racehorses wear are indeed blinkers, which is where the term comes from.
One of the most famous racehorses of all time, Secretariat, wore blinkers in all of his races.
blinkered by FusaichiPegasusK April 2, 2005

Blinkered vision paradox

Someone who doesn't like unrealistic games and films unless they do.
He won't watch Godzilla because it lacks realism, but one of his favourite films is doctor strange. He's obviously got blinkered vision paradox