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Feeling righteously bleeted and alive in the present moment, generally in a state of complete and utter contentment
bleeted by tall-rude-bwoy July 14, 2009
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when a previously hot girl gets strung out on coke or other drugs to the point that she is no longer hot.
DId you see that hot girl from high school at the bar with the douchbag? she is totally bleethed.
bleethed by oncalldba December 28, 2007
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Quite simply the state of being high after smoking a bleezy.

Bleezy being a slang word for blunt.
I'm so bleezed! Hahaha.
Bleezed by AZ Stompy December 3, 2010
The state of almost complete debiliation that results from being under the influence of massive amounts of both alcohol and marijuana.
Man, I was so bleezed last night i saw lights!

what did you guys do tuesday?
we got bleezed and watched the jetsons. you?
bleezed by rozduf! August 1, 2004

bleeped out 

1. To censor. 2. An offensive sound, word, or gesture that is blurred or masked by a "beeping" sound.
"I was watching Jerry Springer yesterday and they "bleeped out" almost every word this dude said."
bleeped out by fixyourthinking March 27, 2008

baleeted 

Coined by Homestar Runner as he was answering Strong Bad's emails in Ep#50 when he was on the phone.
"Dear Strong Bad, how do you type with boxing gloves on?" -- Scott from Surrey BC Canada

"Oh, even I know what to do with that one." -- Homestar

a> BALEETED!
Bad command or file name.
a> DELTAEDED!
Bad command or file name.

and so on...
baleeted by stavr0 May 13, 2003
Blerted - to eject fast
He Blerted his man fat all over her face
Blerted by Gswords December 4, 2016
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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