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I was blented last night off weed and alcohol
blented by Donald S. January 9, 2008
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mad blunted 

Smoking a massive amount of blunts in a short period of time
"Yo nigga last nite i was mad blunted"

"I know son, i was MAD BLUNTED"
mad blunted by PhiL dA CooKa June 29, 2009
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Blended Family 

Anyone after their latest marriage that looks at their children and realizes they have half-siblings, a biological sibling, and step siblings, is a blended family.
Victoria had such a hard time with her family photo at show and tell day. She could not get the other children to understand who was who in her blended family.
Blended Family by Miss Lizzy Blizz September 3, 2009
high as a muthafucka, after smoking a blunt
"Me and my man got blunted"
That cat is blunted!
blunted by ImmaculateMatt March 5, 2003

get blunted 

To smoke a marijauna blunt.
"Time to head back to the crib, and get blunted 'n' shit!"
get blunted by Monsterod May 6, 2006
to be high and drunk at the same time...feeling both of the effects combined perfectly.
Girl: Im so drunk
Boy: Im so high!
You: Im better then both of you....im blended
blended by xnjaax October 7, 2008
The act of being so stonned you cant talk to anyone about anything.
Dude: You sure you're ok
Me: .......
Dude :?
Me: .....
Dude: Man you're blunted
blunted by bluntedbitch May 30, 2017
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