bernified

To do a project in such shoddy or half assed fashion it may not work or be worth having but you're proud of the job you did. "He Bernifield the ceiling fan with duct tape and a clothes hanger to hold the blades on".

He bernified his tail pipe, wiring it up with a bungee cord. Hope he makes it home.

by Queen of the valley February 13, 2019

Bernied

To have one's actions be controlled by another individual(s) due to inebriation, cognitive impairment or death all whilst maintaining the outward pretence of autonomy.

Derivation: From the film 'Weekend At Bernie's' where the titular protagonist was puppeteered through a number of jolly japes whilst being deceased.

Joe was so drunk that he needed to be Bernied all the way home.

Joe was so senile that we Bernied him all the way through his presidency.

by Gravitas Lost May 5, 2023

Beanified

To turn something into a bean.

Human: I unbeanify this.
Bean Lord: You cannot unbeanify what the bean has already beanified.

by Pehnut March 14, 2020

beltified

The act of being owned, shown up, burned, or outright embarrassed by someone of superior stature.

The Pittsburgh Steelers were beltified by Aaron Rodgers and Clay Matthews during the post game celebration at Super Bowl 45.

Aaron Rodgers used his superior NFL skills to beltify Jay Cutler and the Chicago Bears.

by leeb52 May 9, 2011

Bernied

Drunk This word derives from the act of being so drunk that you are incapacitated to the point that you are helpless and need assistance from friends in order to move.

The movie Weekend at Bernie's is the prime example of this word. Althogh Bernie Lomax was dead he was still livin it up. He even plugged some broad when he was "Bernied." His action is a perfect example of what does/could/sometimes happen when severely intoxicated

by Richard Ponce December 30, 2004

bonified

A word used by people who don't know the proper spelling of "bona fide", like Sheila Marikar of ABC News.

"The movie made$31 million in its opening weekend and transforming "Grey's Anatomy's" Katherine Heigl into a bonified movie star"

by jack May 14, 2008

Bernied

To be cheated or short changed out of money. To be ripped off. to be taken by another. Derived from the bernie Maddoff scandel whre he ripped off investors for 60 billion dollars

When getting change back at the cash register, the cashier short changes you. "excuse me sir or madam you just "bernied" me."

by egraffam March 12, 2009