Blenker

Blenker is a town in Wisconsin. It is also a last name. People named Blenker... well... I'm sorry. You likely get called Blinker and Blender a lot. You are also probably loud and a jerk at times.

"Oh, hey there Blenker."
"It's actually Blenker... not Blender."

"How do you spell your name? With an 'e' or an 'i'?"

by pete_wentz_is_the_emo_king May 17, 2021

I think I might have left the blender turned on

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.

(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*

by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011

Blinker

When you're smoking a Wax Pen, and take a hit so long, the button starts to blink.

Johnny: Dude, I just hit a fucking blinker on my pen. Jason: Fuck bro, are your lungs ok?

by X23Hailway June 16, 2018

a Blinker

taking a hit off of your dab pen until your pen literally starts blinking and ends the hit.

“bro let me take a blinker”

“nah man i don’t have that much oil left for you to be taking blinkers”
“ugh i have to stop taking blinkers, i’m so high”
“i can’t even take a blinker, i just start coughing”

by computerboy January 19, 2021

Blinker fluid

A prank that parents play on their children when they’re old enough to drive. Blinker fluid/fuel is not real but is a common joke, most shop owners play along or will laugh at you.

“Run down to the auto parts store and get me some blinker fluid”, but when Billy went to the store the managers just laughed at him.

by Hardtruths January 2, 2018

Blender game

Two or more guys put there penis in a blender, the first one to pull out or get cut loses

"Damn i have a big dick i always lose the blender game"

by Redmovement March 19, 2015

blinker city

Blinker city is where you go when you hit a weed pen until the LED light starts flashing. Usually, this means doing a pull for at least 5 seconds. You can do this multiple times in a row until you become faded as a hoe

Fulcrum “Yoo yodie gang, I just hit a blinker fam”
Damian “no way bro that zaza finna take you to blinker city”
Fulcrum “FADED THAN A HOE”

by superRaDD October 19, 2022