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Blended Family 

Anyone after their latest marriage that looks at their children and realizes they have half-siblings, a biological sibling, and step siblings, is a blended family.
Victoria had such a hard time with her family photo at show and tell day. She could not get the other children to understand who was who in her blended family.
Blended Family by Miss Lizzy Blizz September 3, 2009
to be high and drunk at the same time...feeling both of the effects combined perfectly.
Girl: Im so drunk
Boy: Im so high!
You: Im better then both of you....im blended
blended by xnjaax October 7, 2008

get blended 

similar to get scraped, like get owned, only more original and implies more violence then just a scrape.
X: im going to win

Y: yeah right.!

**X wins**

X: get blended!
get blended by mwahahahaha (; September 3, 2010

Blended Assets 

An Adult Female w/ A Valuable Person or Thing
There are a plethora of blended assets over yonder, good sir .. perhaps you might liken yourself to that blend in order to increase your personal asset$.

Blended O 

The stimulation of the Clit and the G-spot at the same time to make one amazing orgasm.
I gave Rayneesha a Blended O last night and she wont stop begging for more!
Blended O by ratpimp April 16, 2008

Blended maggots 

Usually an appealing meal, but not the first pick. Cheap food, but taste like blended maggots.
Jenifer: "I'm hungry, how does McDonald's sound?"
David: "Do you mean blended maggots?"
Roman:""Why are you gay?""
Blended maggots by RIP, S.J ligma September 5, 2021