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1. A no life "celebrity" in MapleStory who spent all of their time and money funding a ridiculously overpowered Dark Knight.

2. (noun) To waste away one's life in a crappy MMORPG non-stop for at least five years.
You can almost always find Bleute on at any time during the day to the point where they may as well be an NPC.

Jill's son is becoming a Bleute. He's been playing WoW for nearly five years straight without leaving the house.
Bleute by MachoGumby January 24, 2011
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A young woman whom, among other things, is smart, funny and incredibly charming.

Often shy at first, behind that quiet exterior lies a wealth of quality personality.

See also: Beut-IF-el.
Man, I wish that Beutel would come home from Cali, I miss her.
Beutel by loxish September 16, 2008
Related Words
Bleute bleutered bleuenn Blute Blueted bleyten bluted Bluterus Beute Beutel
Tem gente que ainda não sabe o que é bleite.
Bora queimar um bleite?
É bleite, é bleite, é bleite.
Coé, Bleite.
Bleite by Jógafácil July 1, 2011

Bluterus 

The female equivalent of blue balls. When a woman is aroused to a point where stopping the sexual stimulation becomes highly frustrating and/or physically uncomfortable.
Don't stop in the middle of getting your lady off, or she'll get bluterus and resent your dumb ass.
Bluterus by Badwig February 11, 2017
I tried to lez out with a straight girl at Disney for three days but she has a boyfriend, now I've got blueterus.
Blueterus by GreenTeaSips February 3, 2018
Word of the Day on February 4, 2018

Collège Catholique Mer Bleue 

Franco-Ontarien school, Collège Catholique Mer Bleue (or CCMB) is a shitty high school that’s called a college just to make it sound fancier. The school is run by a principal who has the absolute worst fashion sense (which is probably why the dress code is so strict) and has a thing for rolling her R’s when talking about how cellphones aren’t allowed during exams. Though CCMB is labeled a French school, the students can’t speak French for shit except for that one clique of know-it-alls smartasses in each grade that actually follow the rules. The 7-8 section of the school consists of a bunch of slutty 8th grade girls who take every chance they get to show off cleavage at school and 7th graders who are either 6ft or 4’3. It also comes with all the 2004 popular kids and 12th graders acting like the rule the school by blasting music everywhere in the hallways and yelling at each other while creating mosh pits that will most likely kill someone! An average day consists of a fight between two guys in the atrium and having that one teacher that pulls them apart and somehow ends up getting punched in the face. The school teachers always seize the opportunity to fail every student they can so it can become one of the worst rated schools because of how bad the student’s grades are; mostly because the boys take the time to have a photo shoot in science class by holding up gang signs in front of the tables. If you come to the school for a tournament of some sort, BEWARE!
“Yo I’m going to Collège Catholique Mer Bleue for a volleyball game
“Hah good luck, don’t get seduced by the 8th graders”

Bluterus 

When the lady pickle is highly stimulated or she is on extended heat but not fully relieved... ouch, pains in her baby makers (ovaries)!
This boost in excessive estrogen can cause a reduction in red blood cells causing anemia.
She needs an iron supplement and a good dose of vitamin “D” to manage her bluterus and sensual frustration!
“I need Gary’s firey sword in my life to keep me safe from Bluterus and anemia”
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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