Bleach Ball 

Someone who is so fucking white they look like they're bleeched, and the lumination discharged makes them appear as a big ball of light.

"Jesus what the hell is that big ball of light, it looks like the sun fell"

"No it's just the bleach ball girl from accross the street."

"Oh you mean Katie."

Bleach Ball by Adam January 3, 2005

spinning beach ball of death 

The Apple equivalent of the blue screen of death (Windows). The cursor changes from an arrow into the aforementioned symbol

It's appearance signals the imminent freezing of one or more programs. Typically thwarted by force-quitting the program, or in more severe cases, shutting down the computer.

Crap, there was too much to load on that girl's MySpace; I got the spinning beach ball of death.

spinning beach ball of death by Sybet January 8, 2007

beach ball of death 

The funny icon you see spin when your Mac is freezing up. Not so cute when you have to do a hard reset

Shawn was looking at way too much porn and his Macbook started with the beach ball of death

beach ball of death by Benji Bane February 29, 2008

Beach Ball 

A big, juicy phat ass

Hey girl, put that beach ball in the air
Look at 'dem beach balls
Imma smack that beach ball

Beach Ball by dirtymikeanddaboyz September 13, 2019

Beach ball speech 

Any (usually political) subject which, when mentioned by the speaker, causes them to move their hands up and down while talking, as if they were holding an invisible beach ball. Also known as Watermelon politics.

I really enjoyed the Obama V McCain debate last night, but there was a lot of beach ball speech, too.

Beach ball speech by Lucothefish February 21, 2009

Sharp as a Beach Ball 

Not too bright and certainly not sharp!
Usefully juxtaposed to something really sharp.
The opposite of "sharp as a razor" - clearcut and incisive.

That guy is as sharp as a beach ball - he didn't even realise the girls were teasing him when they fell on the floor laughing! He was well taken in!

Sharp as a Beach Ball by Brian Butterly February 13, 2007

alaskan beach ball party 

Its when you go to the graveyard with a friend and dig up two corpses, you then fuck both or one of them and then you cut their heads off and play catch with them.

Friend 1: Hey man are you up for an Alaskan Beach Ball Party?
Friend 2: Sure thing, what the hell is it?
Friend 1: Its when you go to the graveyard with a friend and dig up two corpses, you then fuck both or one of them and then you cut their heads off and play catch with them.
Friend 2: OOOOOOOOOOO, Sounds fun!!

alaskan beach ball party by Overusingthestapler April 19, 2014