4 definitions by Brian Butterly

as shallow as piss on concrete

Very shallow and not long-lasting - painting a visualisation of piss quickly soaking in to the concrete.

That girl is so unreliable, she is as shallow as piss on concrete

by Brian Butterly August 7, 2006

supermarket spastic

An able bodied driver that is in such a hurry he parks in disabled bays at the supermarket

Jerry was in a hurry to buy his beers so he pulled into the disabled space as a supermarket spastic for the night!

by Brian Butterly August 2, 2006

frog in a blender

Dancing with disjointed movement

At every wedding there is a guy dancing like a frog in a blender, usually the bride's father!

by Brian Butterly August 2, 2006

Sharp as a Beach Ball

Not too bright and certainly not sharp!
Usefully juxtaposed to something really sharp.
The opposite of "sharp as a razor" - clearcut and incisive.

That guy is as sharp as a beach ball - he didn't even realise the girls were teasing him when they fell on the floor laughing! He was well taken in!

by Brian Butterly February 9, 2007