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A self-driving rideshare vehicle in which a customer receives a blow job from a humanoid robot while en route to their destination. The cost is approximately twice that of a similar ride without the blow job feature.
Bro, I was so horny and couldn't find anyone to hook up with, so I ordered a Blaymo to take me to Chipotle. People in line were like, dude, you look so relaxed, did you just get out of that Blaymo?
Blaymo by Velvet Tongue January 3, 2026
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Mookie Blaylock 

October 22, 1990 the band Mookie Blaylock, named after an NBA point guard, played their first official show at the Off Ramp Cafe in Seattle. The band was later renamed Pearl Jam. Jeff Ament Bassist was a huge Mookie fan having watched him play basketball at Oklahoma, and thought his name was superunique. Mookie was cool about it too and didn't sue.
Pearl Jam's Ten was named after Mookie Blaylock's jersey number.
Mookie Blaylock by Shougo February 20, 2022
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Fortnite pro twitch streamer, Hasan piker's most common catchphrase.

Used as an exclamation of horniess in response to a given subject
Blammo! by Polywhirl March 25, 2022
Mixed race of black and somoan individuals
His mom is was black and his dad was samoan, so he is blamoan.
Blamoan by fase March 26, 2019
The most pretty girl that ever lived , she wonderful . Once you lay eyes on her , you fall in love with her!!! She just the sun to my earth , I want you back!!!
Blayma beauty
blayma by lifes hard November 19, 2013
To be dangerously intoxicated, often resulting in the loss of bodily functions and ability, such as the use of your legs or bladder. Geting blamoed may also make you excessivly aggresive and annoying.
'Did you see Frecklemancorkey lastnight?'
'No, what happend?'
'He got absolutly blamoed and started a fight with some chav'
'What happend?'
'He flying leg-dropped the chav in the head, off the stairs of the bar'
'nice'
Blamoed by Jamie & Mark July 29, 2008
A word used to describe a forceful zinger.
"Do you like cookies?"
"Does your mother like sex? BLAMO"
BLAMO by SikkCaden December 28, 2009