Blaymo
A self-driving rideshare vehicle in which a customer receives a blow job from a humanoid robot while en route to their destination. The cost is approximately twice that of a similar ride without the blow job feature.
Bro, I was so horny and couldn't find anyone to hook up with, so I ordered a Blaymo to take me to Chipotle. People in line were like, dude, you look so relaxed, did you just get out of that Blaymo?
Blaymo by Velvet Tongue January 3, 2026
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