Blaymo

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A self-driving rideshare vehicle in which a customer receives a blow job from a humanoid robot while en route to their destination. The cost is approximately twice that of a similar ride without the blow job feature.

Bro, I was so horny and couldn't find anyone to hook up with, so I ordered a Blaymo to take me to Chipotle. People in line were like, dude, you look so relaxed, did you just get out of that Blaymo?

Blaymo by Velvet Tongue January 3, 2026

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Mookie Blaylock

October 22, 1990 the band Mookie Blaylock, named after an NBA point guard, played their first official show at the Off Ramp Cafe in Seattle. The band was later renamed Pearl Jam. Jeff Ament Bassist was a huge Mookie fan having watched him play basketball at Oklahoma, and thought his name was superunique. Mookie was cool about it too and didn't sue.

Pearl Jam's Ten was named after Mookie Blaylock's jersey number.

Mookie Blaylock by Shougo February 20, 2022

Related Words

Blaymo • Blamo • Blammo • Blamokk • blammonian • Blamoed • Blaylock • Blaylocking • blayma • Blayton

Blammo!

Fortnite pro twitch streamer, Hasan piker's most common catchphrase.

Used as an exclamation of horniess in response to a given subject

"BLAMMO! THATS A CUSSY"

Blammo! by Polywhirl March 25, 2022

Blamoan

Mixed race of black and somoan individuals

His mom is was black and his dad was samoan, so he is blamoan.

Blamoan by fase March 26, 2019

blayma

The most pretty girl that ever lived , she wonderful . Once you lay eyes on her , you fall in love with her!!! She just the sun to my earth , I want you back!!!

Blayma beauty

blayma by lifes hard November 19, 2013

Blamoed

To be dangerously intoxicated, often resulting in the loss of bodily functions and ability, such as the use of your legs or bladder. Geting blamoed may also make you excessivly aggresive and annoying.

'Did you see Frecklemancorkey lastnight?'
'No, what happend?'
'He got absolutly blamoed and started a fight with some chav'
'What happend?'
'He flying leg-dropped the chav in the head, off the stairs of the bar'
'nice'

Blamoed by Jamie & Mark July 29, 2008

BLAMO

A word used to describe a forceful zinger.

"Do you like cookies?"
"Does your mother like sex? BLAMO"

BLAMO by SikkCaden December 28, 2009

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026