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Material, only used to guard defensive forts or buildings.
it is guarded by a Blaylock
Blaylock by Colour black April 29, 2019

Blaylock Method

A solution to a cigar that is tunneling where you use a V-cut to cut the cigar, take the tobacco that you clipped off the cigar and plug the tunneling. It causes the cigar to burn evenly.
Either my cigar is ruined or I can use the Blaylock Method to plug the tunneling.
Blaylock Method by Intercaust July 8, 2024

Mookie Blaylock 

October 22, 1990 the band Mookie Blaylock, named after an NBA point guard, played their first official show at the Off Ramp Cafe in Seattle. The band was later renamed Pearl Jam. Jeff Ament Bassist was a huge Mookie fan having watched him play basketball at Oklahoma, and thought his name was superunique. Mookie was cool about it too and didn't sue.
Pearl Jam's Ten was named after Mookie Blaylock's jersey number.
Mookie Blaylock by Shougo February 20, 2022

Jolene Blalock 

The actress who plays T'Pol in Star Trek ENT. She and her lesbian sidekick, ensign (meaning fuckable) Hoshi Sato, together made ENT into TNT for our dicks.
Long live princess Jolene Blalock. May her body stay hot and sexy for forever.
Jolene Blalock by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

andre blalock 

A cool basketball player that be litt af and have all the girls on him funniest person ever
Andre Blalock is a nice brother to his sister Tionna
andre blalock by Tuckey b June 16, 2017

Mr blalock 

Weird creepy pervert teacher who eats little children
“Y’all children are looking thicc today!”~mr blalock

“HURRY! Hide your knee caps Mr blalock is going to eat your knee caps”
Mr blalock by Old saggy balls October 20, 2019
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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