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"Nobody messes with the Blata"
blata by Hayden Baron February 10, 2007
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A Blata "Blarta" is a type of mini motorcycle. Blartas are most commonly found being ridden by fat, inbred idiots, the type of people who call dinner "tea". If you're struggling to understand what I mean, think of the dumbest person you know, add a few chromosomes and multiply that by 100.
Look at that Blata go, leaving a trail of dribble behind it.. must be a Birkin.
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A friendly way of saying the r-word like me and my 11 year old is a baltar who likes steal in like being a baltar
Baltar always will be baltar
Baltar by Kingofdick August 21, 2019
A person who does not have funny jokes but always tries his hardest to impress his friends. He is not athletic but still challenges evryone.
“You are such a batalov, that joke wasn’t even funny.”- anyone
“Sorry, but what about this one!”-batalov
batalov by Didar Ospanaliyev April 4, 2019
Somebody is black, fat, and gay. This man once attacked four girls for insulting his J's, sending one to the hospital and requiring five teachers to pull him off of them. Source: NEXT High School
Didn't you hear Blatay called the computer teacher a cracker?
Blatay by n1k1 February 15, 2020

BATASKILLIA HAPAKALA DONUT 

A word that means nothing in almost any language. It was made by a youtuber known as ownagepranks.
You tell the crazy lady that Bataskillia Hapakala Donut will take away the ghost

Blatalian 

A male or female that is partly of a black background (whether African, American or Caribbean background) and also partly Italian.
Her father is black but her mother is Italian so that must mean she's a Blatalian.
Blatalian by iix1 June 23, 2011
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