blata

To be the best in a group.

"Nobody messes with the Blata"

by Hayden Baron February 9, 2007

Blatas

When someone becomes so overcome with neurosis they simultaneously shit their pants and ejaculate.

While waiting for Chase to enter him, Bill became so anxious that he Blatased all over the San Franciscan bath house.

by Blatas May 19, 2015

Blata

A Blata "Blarta" is a type of mini motorcycle. Blartas are most commonly found being ridden by fat, inbred idiots, the type of people who call dinner "tea". If you're struggling to understand what I mean, think of the dumbest person you know, add a few chromosomes and multiply that by 100.

Look at that Blata go, leaving a trail of dribble behind it.. must be a Birkin.

by Randy Li Don, AKA Chinky Andy November 9, 2019