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Blasties 

I had a bad case of the blasties last night after eating that burrito
Blasties by Mamavlbc October 3, 2025

nee blasties 

what geordies say when you are taking a penalty in a game of headers and volleys
nee blasties by Anonymous October 6, 2003

blastissimo 

Very loud; even louder fortississmo
I only know because I'm a Bass Clarinet and when my director tells the band to play fortississmo I intentionally play way louder just to piss him off. blastissimo

No Beasties

said to reinsure someone to make them believe you are not into beastiality; used when saying something that can appear to be a statement of beastiality
man: "What breed is it?"
pet owner: "Its a labrodor rechever"
man: "That is a cute dog, no beasties though."
No Beasties by Ashtrey001 March 15, 2010

Blastness 

Very high energy and fun to be around, you have a blast when you are with this person.
Bianca was such a blastness person, even teachers got excited when she came in the door.
Blastness by HotHipsOfShaki January 13, 2009

Blastissimo 

N, blah-STEE-seemo slang term meaning fucking loud as shit.
My director wasn’t happy with my triple Fortissimo so I cranked my guitar to Blastissimo.
Blastissimo by Jimi freaking Hendrix September 24, 2018