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blastissimo 

Very loud; even louder fortississmo
I only know because I'm a Bass Clarinet and when my director tells the band to play fortississmo I intentionally play way louder just to piss him off. blastissimo
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Blastissimo 

N, blah-STEE-seemo slang term meaning fucking loud as shit.
My director wasn’t happy with my triple Fortissimo so I cranked my guitar to Blastissimo.
Blastissimo by Jimi freaking Hendrix September 24, 2018

Blastissimo 

Music that is so loud the quality decreases. A term used by acoustic musicians for when the volume of music is so great the actual sound is distorted as a result. This is similar to how screaming isn't just louder than speaking, but also raspier. Blastissimo doesn't have a set decibel level, nor is it defined by audience preference, but defined by the ability of musician and instrument to produce melodious sounds.
Play it louder
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Louder!
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I SAID LOUDER!
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JUST FORGET ABOUT PLAYING IT RIGHT AND PLAY IT AT BLASTISSIMO!
Blastissimo by rxg8er April 26, 2020

Batisimo 

A word that can be said at any random moment just to break awkward tension or just out of sheer joy for the resurrection of life.
"I thought you were dead"
"I was, but then I got resurrected"
"Batisimo!"
Batisimo by camels August 28, 2012

blasstissimo 

the band played blasstissimo

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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