blarged

to die, dead. The root word is blarg as in "Blarg, I am dead."

Oh my husband is blarged; car accident.

by Stalyn November 22, 2007

Blarged

When money is deducted from an Orangetheory members bank account

You’re getting blarged if you don’t reschedule to a different time on the same day

by Splat11111 May 2, 2023

Blarged

When money is deducted from an orangetheory members bank account

You’re getting blarged if you don’t reschedule to a different time on the same day

by Splat11111 May 2, 2023

blarted on the job

When you're going down on your partner and randomly blow on his or her genitals to make a farting noise

"Lorrie why are you so pissed at Kevin?!"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"

by Love Me Sexay! February 20, 2015

blarge

It's when two basketball referees fuck up. One official calls a block foul and another official calls a charge foul on the same play at the same time.

bl (block) arge (charge) = blarge

by JdOz28 August 12, 2006

BLARFED

When you're so disgusted - that you barf out of your butthole.

Patrick sent me a nasty email of his balls...and I blarfed.

by Darkest Lotus August 18, 2009

Blargen, fa-zibble, noggip

The collective realization of all your past and future mistakes compressed into a single roasted pine nut*. (Probably)

Also a phrase to slow someone down.

*The meaning of this word in this sentence is a type of food that squirrels eat.

Oh, yeah? What if I said… blargen, fa-zibble, noggip?

by Bry10022 April 8, 2021