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blakers by matt stibbs August 3, 2007
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Blakers Theorem
A mathematical theorem where you get the thrid letter of cosine, cotangent, and secant to determine whether it is the reciprocal of of sin, cos, and tan.
Blakers Theorem by DART MUNCHER August 29, 2023
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Bakersfield Picnic
Guy 1: "you coming to lunch with us at Chilies?"
Guy 2: "no, I gotta take a dump. I'm just gonna have a Bakersfield Picnic."
Guy 2: "no, I gotta take a dump. I'm just gonna have a Bakersfield Picnic."
Bakersfield Picnic by P. Gunn October 2, 2013
I don't give a bakers fuck
Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.
The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.
The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.
Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.
Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.
Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.
I don't give a bakers fuck by zackgee July 12, 2016
Bakers Oven
Bakers Oven by Kermit123 May 17, 2009
Bakerspatch
A city in Kern County California, better known as Bakersfield. Town founded by Colonel Thomas Baker in 1869. Its between LA and Fresno. Its a hot little town full of "08'ers" and Normal people too, who run to the beach to escape the heat. Where the bro truck owners reside...oh yes....and where Buck Owens lived! It is competing with LA for the worst Smog in the nation!
Bakerspatch by diananer September 17, 2010
Bakersfield Special
During anal sex when the receiving person is not clean and shits on the penetrating person’s penis.
When the penetrating person’s penis is caked or covered in shit after fucking a dirty hole.
When the penetrating person’s penis is caked or covered in shit after fucking a dirty hole.
Manuel: “How did your Grindr hookup go?”
Louis: “It started well but after 10 minutes or so, he gave me a Bakersfield Special. We needed to stop because there was shit everywhere.”
Manuel: “gross”
Louis “Did you douche before your hookup?”
Manuel: “Of course I did. I don’t want to give anyone a Bakersfield Special.”
Louis: “It started well but after 10 minutes or so, he gave me a Bakersfield Special. We needed to stop because there was shit everywhere.”
Manuel: “gross”
Louis “Did you douche before your hookup?”
Manuel: “Of course I did. I don’t want to give anyone a Bakersfield Special.”
Bakersfield Special by TheBlackPearl March 27, 2022
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