Blantoning 

To engage in the act of coitus, usually oral sex, with a much older individual in order to further one's career or to gain a higher respect from the authority in an organization.

God, dude, here we are, we have zero respect and she is over there blantoning her way to the top.

I still cant believe that someone has not caught her blantoning.

Blantoning by john dicklicks April 18, 2010

Bransoning 

the act of locking yourself in a closet with a female and taking yours and her clothes off"

Holy shit bro he's bransoning her in the closet

Bransoning by RawrXDXD March 11, 2017

Bentoning 

1. When someone fills with rage quickly and quits trying at their task easily.

2.Someone that calls other people either pickle boy, mooch, or saying "forget chu" constantly.

3.A person that rages about you being a "mooch" or "mooching" constantly when in reality they are not.

4. A man that is very proud of his low hanging fun bags also known as man tits. This person may also claim that they "walk with their tits".

Tyler: Man screw this game I quit!!

Travis: Come on quit being such a "benton".
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Tyler: Quit mooching off my answers!

Travis: Bro your "bentoning".
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Tyler: I WALK WITH MAH TITS!!

Joe: Quit "bentoning"!!!

Bentoning by nitrofrenzy February 15, 2012

blantonize 

To obfuscate facts to such a degree that everyone involved loses track of what the original point of conversation is about. This is generally done to coverup ignorance of rudimentary knowledge, or to distance one's self from a negative or disasterous event they would otherwise be associated with.

When pressed for details, the president blantonized with "That depends on what your definition of is is."

blantonize by Mo Trubble February 28, 2008

Blankening 

The act of choking in big games. To throw 6 plus pickles in multiple championship games. To have your scrotum rise up inside of you when the game is on the line.

We were in the championship game and blanken started blankening. We lost by 50

Blankening by Smoothcriminal21 November 6, 2017

Brandoning

The act of having a existential crisis or becoming extremely anxious at the slightest bit of bad news. When Brandoning a person goes from calm to complete madness in mere seconds. They remain in this state for at least the next hour or so.

Guy #1 “Hey guys, I got a 55 percent on the test I’m failing!”

Guy#2 “Calm down dude, your Brandoning real hard right now.”

Guy#1 “My boss didn’t smile at me yesterday, I think I’m getting fired soon!”
Guy#2 “Seriously dude, your Brandoning.”

Brandoning by wynning69 February 11, 2019

blanting 

When someone is stupid or silly

“omg grace don’t be blanting”
“that’s so blant”

blanting by hangran:) November 8, 2019