blant

A description of a blunt being typed on a work computer that may be keylogging.

Gabe: Let's smoke a blunt later
Mike: Don't talk about weed to me when I'm at work someone might be watching.
Gabe: OK, Wanna smoke a blant later?

by naggernensky May 14, 2009

blant

To be boring, blank, usless, stupid, pointless.

"That christmas party was blant"

^ Referring to as 'The Christmas party was boring, or a waste of time.'

by Gigaman June 29, 2005

Blant

An adjective to describe the emotion of sadness.

Synonym to: Sad, depressing/ed, and other spectrums of sad feelings.

I feel so blant today because my girlfriend broke up with me.

by Satan's left earlope June 20, 2017

blant

A web log (blog)entry that is used to complain about something (rant).

I'm going to write a blant about the amount of penguin movies there are.

by Megadecimal June 20, 2007

Blant

N. A blunt (marijuana rolled cigar)

Pronounced Bah-lant with stress on the (ah) similiar to the noise a sheep makes.

Person 1: I'm about to blaze this blunt.

Foreigner 1: You mean to say you are smoking thee blant.

by hkhk January 10, 2008

Blant

The combination of a blog and a rant. Part blog, part rant. The word came up by accedent while combining the two.

"Did you read's Mike's latest blant? He really let his opinions out of the box this time."

by Daisy O'Malley March 19, 2009

Blant

A Black Female that has a white niece or nephew

BBN - "Quinetella Jones white sista in law just had a baby girl."

Snoflake - "Humpf, Quinetella Jones is now a Blant".

by Big Black & Nasty March 25, 2008