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A description of a blunt being typed on a work computer that may be keylogging.
Gabe: Let's smoke a blunt later
Mike: Don't talk about weed to me when I'm at work someone might be watching.
Gabe: OK, Wanna smoke a blant later?
by naggernensky May 14, 2009
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An adjective to describe the emotion of sadness.

Synonym to: Sad, depressing/ed, and other spectrums of sad feelings.
I feel so blant today because my girlfriend broke up with me.
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To be boring, blank, usless, stupid, pointless.
"That christmas party was blant"

^ Referring to as 'The Christmas party was boring, or a waste of time.'
by Gigaman June 19, 2005
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A web log (blog)entry that is used to complain about something (rant).
I'm going to write a blant about the amount of penguin movies there are.
by Megadecimal May 30, 2007
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N. A blunt (marijuana rolled cigar)

Pronounced Bah-lant with stress on the (ah) similiar to the noise a sheep makes.
Person 1: I'm about to blaze this blunt.

Foreigner 1: You mean to say you are smoking thee blant.
by hkhk December 28, 2007
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The combination of a blog and a rant. Part blog, part rant. The word came up by accedent while combining the two.
"Did you read's Mike's latest blant? He really let his opinions out of the box this time."
by Daisy O'Malley March 18, 2009
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