Blankening 

The act of choking in big games. To throw 6 plus pickles in multiple championship games. To have your scrotum rise up inside of you when the game is on the line.

We were in the championship game and blanken started blankening. We lost by 50

Blankening by Smoothcriminal21 November 6, 2017

Blanking 

The purposeful or accidental act of not acknowledging someone when they are trying very hard to get your attention.

Keith: Dan! Dan! Hey Dan! DAN!

Dan: ...

Keith: Dan! Dan!

Jones: He is so blanking you.

Blanking by gabe121212 January 31, 2008

Blackening the dog's face

The act of pooing and then wiping the remaining excrement away with puppy embossed toilet paper.

Sam: "I love blackening the dog's face, it wipes the smirk right off him."

Blackening the dog's face by Weeagnus December 14, 2009

blanking 

To draw a blank; not being able to draw the information needed; the act of having writers block

Wow, I can't think of anything to post in my blog!
I'm blanking!
......damnit.

blanking by Xane December 28, 2005

Blanketing

Blanketing is the newest internet sensation where one wears a blanket over their head in various public settings and posts a picture online. This is the new "planking" except it is way more fun, and planking is pretty stupid anyway.

Person 1: Hey, you look stupid with that blanket on your head

Person 2: BITCH, I'M BLANKETING

Blanketing by silky$ August 10, 2012

the blackening 

The lesser known part of judgement day where everyone goes into a stealing and murdering rampage

Moses: and on the final day there will be the blackening, where all will be killed, raped and lost.
Person: hasn't the blackening spread across Africa then?
Moses: of those we do not speak

the blackening by Jewish healthcare November 21, 2016

blakeing 

Blakeing is when you stand in plain sight, face into a corner, and pretend no one can see you. Sometimes this can be a true test of patience, skill, and endurance as you may not be able to get free for quite some time.

Jamie Blake was working as part of the behind the scenes crew on a live TV show and ended up being in the middle of a shot and couldn't get out so he stood in pain sight and faced the corner. "Did you see that guy on TV? He was #blakeing for half the show!"

Blakeing can also be for sport as people compete to get the best #blakeing shot as they post the pictures to popular social networks.

blakeing by thedacheat January 14, 2014