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Blankface 

A Blankface (credited to Scott Aaronson) is someone, usually a service worker entrusted with a small amount of power, who would rather use that power to act as a cog in a broken machine instead of a human being with courage, judgment, and responsibility for their actions.

Blankfaces are almost always in a position to easily do the right thing and bend some minor rule or reach out to another department to get your inquiry resolved, but living otherwise powerless lives, they relish enforcing the most literal interpretation of the rules. These rules give them a semblance of power, and for them, taking ownership and doing the right thing feels like giving in to your demands—a loss of power.

Given a choice between doing the obviously right thing or stonewalling you to feel powerful, a Blankface will always choose the latter.
I never got the reimbursement they promised. Their Blankface administrator just kept sending me back the form, demanding more and more convoluted bank details, until I finally got the hint and dropped it.
Blankface by Lucent April 6, 2022
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Stay Blankface 

The look one gives when one is ready to partake in gay intercourse
“I couldn’t help but stay blankface when my husband looked at me naked”
Stay Blankface by Skankhunt52 July 24, 2019

BlankGameplays 

Youtuber CrankGameplays “alter ego” or “horror version” Examples are Markiplier=Darkiplier and Jacksepticeye=Antisepticeye
What’s your fav Ethan ego
Def BlankGameplays

Yes! I luv Blank so much!
When white actors would paint their faces black to resemble black people. Accompanied by a performance stereotyping them as buffoons.
The white actor donned blackface for his minstrel show.
blackface by John Big August 12, 2005

blank-face

To stare at someone who is obviously wrong, lying, inappropriate, or asking you something you will never answer. The blank stare continues until they realize their mistake and the awkwardness reaches fever pitch.
So, he said he called, but since there was no record of this on my caller id, no missed calls on my cell, and no message on either phone, I blank-faced him until he admitted that he had meant to call me but hadn't actually called me.
blank-face by Boogiedownbronx May 28, 2009

blazeface 

Someone who has or shows the qualities of being blazed (or high).
Man look at that blazeface, his eyes are cashed.
blazeface by Blazeface January 27, 2008

Blingfaced 

An adjective used to describe someone in an apparently heightened emotional state, particularly as it relates to making, listening, or dancing to music.
Did you see Bob during that DJ's set last night? He was so blingfaced.
Blingfaced by Deejay Ishe May 23, 2008
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Person 2:......
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