The act of wrapping a blanket around one's penis and thrusting furiously. This type of behavior is usually found in frustrated teenage boys or lonely men alone in a room at a party.
by AledLlyr June 6, 2011
this is often an old shirt or towel which a frustrated bloke beats his meat on to so his milky tears of human love don't stain his favourite aunts mattress
jesus i could do with strangling the one eyed monster!! where's my wank blanket??....yes auntie i'll be down in a minute
by POWER B May 14, 2003