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blank dick 

An open-ended promise to perform any sexual act with one's partner, i.e. a sexual blank check.
My hubby wrote me a blank dick for our anniversary... he gon' get it tonight!
blank dick by j_shady March 11, 2017

Blank check dick 

It is when you put your dick on the table and let the girl know no matter how many kids you want you got them
You see that girl over there with the fat ass she can get some blank check dick on God
Blank check dick by Blackguyinsweats December 10, 2019

small black dick 

MOST websites that display huge black dicks lie, they are fake and are held in place most of the time by hands. you never see the crotch area. because there are many small black dicks out there too
small black dick by KePe August 16, 2008

black dick 

poo, shit, crap, turd, feces, excrement
Q: Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

A: To look for black dick!
black dick by Barack_Obama April 16, 2008

Black dick 

The penis of a male of african decent, it is a common misconception to think the penis of an African male is larger than a Caucasian Males. Valid studies have shown the average size of a black dick is 6 inches, while the average size of a white one if 5.5 inches, thus the black dick on average is only .5 of an inch bigger than a white dick, which is not a huge difference
"Black dick is a slang term of a penis of a male of African decent"
Black dick by anonnnymousss September 4, 2009
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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