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Stupid typo that will never be unseen from a commie coworker.
Hey, I'm Jake and I'm a commie that calls blankets*** Blanets, fire me.
Blanets by jakehthecommie December 3, 2019
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Feet blankets 

Feet blankets are when you wear socks to bed to keep your feet warm.
My feet we so cold last night I left my feet blankets on tonight.

I was slush doggin in the middle of the night, and had to get up. Glad I had my feet blankets on cause the tile was cold
Feet blankets by By atcdman January 22, 2019

window blankets 

"I see you have your windows boarded up,"
"Yeah I have the glass just not the window blankets."
"You mean curtains.?"
"Yeah those."
window blankets by Stacey fern July 14, 2014

Blaneysexual 

I was minding my own business then I saw Ryan Blaney on TV. At that moment I knew I was Blaneysexual
Blaneysexual by yeet_27j June 16, 2020

Blanketsexual 

Who makes a sexual relationship with a blanket, not required to be attracted to it
He masturbates with a blanket, he's blanketsexual

pigs in blankets

Chipolata sausages wrapped in bacon.. Also known in the UK as Devils on horseback.. Usually eaten at Christmas
On christmas day we had Pigs In Blankets with lunch...
pigs in blankets by The Real Bungle January 10, 2007
From the BBC Television series of "Look Around You"
Bless you ants. Blants.
Blants by speedwell81 April 16, 2005
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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