Blanets

Stupid typo that will never be unseen from a commie coworker.

Hey, I'm Jake and I'm a commie that calls blankets*** Blanets, fire me.

Blanets by jakehthecommie December 3, 2019

Feet blankets 

Feet blankets are when you wear socks to bed to keep your feet warm.

My feet we so cold last night I left my feet blankets on tonight.

I was slush doggin in the middle of the night, and had to get up. Glad I had my feet blankets on cause the tile was cold

Feet blankets by By atcdman January 22, 2019

window blankets 

It's a word to define curtains

"I see you have your windows boarded up,"
"Yeah I have the glass just not the window blankets."
"You mean curtains.?"
"Yeah those."

window blankets by Stacey fern July 14, 2014

Blaneysexual 

Straight but gay for Ryan Blaney

I was minding my own business then I saw Ryan Blaney on TV. At that moment I knew I was Blaneysexual

Blaneysexual by yeet_27j June 16, 2020

Blanketsexual 

Who makes a sexual relationship with a blanket, not required to be attracted to it

He masturbates with a blanket, he's blanketsexual

Blanketsexual by Morad Abdelrasheed June 18, 2020

pigs in blankets

Chipolata sausages wrapped in bacon.. Also known in the UK as Devils on horseback.. Usually eaten at Christmas

On christmas day we had Pigs In Blankets with lunch...

pigs in blankets by The Real Bungle January 10, 2007

Blants 

From the BBC Television series of "Look Around You"

Bless you ants. Blants.

Blants by speedwell81 April 16, 2005