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Blanderize 

The act of converting a highly flavoursome or spicy dish of african/asian/etc origin, to a bland, dull and less spicy-flavoured version. This consequently makes it suitable for consumption by mainstream english-speaking people who have conservative food tastes. This can also be applied to bland/dull dishes created in the western world but attributed to foreign origins.
The famous curry-influenced cuisine of India was blanderized by the introduction of spiceless packet curry mixes to the shelves of a local supermarket.

Chow mein is a recently created meal of the 20th century, comprising of generic meat, vegetables and spices. It is often attributed to china, but has more local american origins.
Blanderize by polyhistor May 5, 2009
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glanderize 

Verb. The sexual conquest of a female. The act of glanderizing includes flirting, sexual activities, and bragging to your friends of the sexual activities.

Word originates from Ryan Glander, the king of flirtation.
Guy 1: Hey you and April left the party last night. What happened?
Guy 2: Dude. I totally glanderized her.
Guy 2: *Explains in detail the events of last night*
glanderize by Jameson Wolfe May 26, 2009

beanerized 

car and or truck pimped out by a beaner; too many affects on a vechicle
I saw a beanerized truck at the flea market last week.
beanerized by Kenneth Lee Da king January 6, 2009

flanderize 

1. To speak in the upbeat, euphemistically nonsensical style of the character "Ned Flanders" on the TV show "The Simpsons"
2. To censor, recreate, or rearrange one's living space, language, or appearance as to not offend those with very conservative religious or moral standards.
1. He flanderized when he said that the party was a howdly-doodly-humdingeroo.
2. My boyfriend's mother is a priest, so we have to flanderize our house when we know she is coming over to visit.
flanderize by AddieE. April 27, 2006

blandenize 

The (sometimes quick) process whereby an interesting idea, song, or object becomes so trite and smarmy that you are ashamed you ever thought it was cool to begin with.
"I've heard that song so many times now that it's become blandenized faster than pet rocks did."
blandenize by Art Mauck December 9, 2008

Binderize 

To take sheets of hole-punched paper and put them in a binder
Darryl loves to binderize after a long day of sorting intervention forms
Binderize by binder-god June 5, 2013

Banderie 

A word that means female monkey or can be referenced to a dark-skin colored woman.
Go climb a tree you banderie!
Banderie by GorillaSpeller March 1, 2022