blander

An object that is blatantly right in front of a person or even on their persons, but her/she cannot see the object and wonders where the object is located.

Blander occurs as Nancy cannot find the scissors although she is holding them in her hand.

by Nancy Handler April 25, 2006

Blander

Synonym for a sexual act or body part (noun, verb).

That girl was rubbing up on my blander.

I haven't been blandered in three weeks.

by blandersong January 10, 2009

Blander

another word for a condom

I need to go to the store to get some blanders.

by bub182 September 14, 2011

Blander

The practise of telling utterly nonsensical lies in an effort to pander to the uninformed.

Coined from a serendipitous portmanteau of bluster, bullshit and pander, first used in the Reddit thread below: /r/LeopardsAteMyFace/comments/ng3y7u/slug/gyq4byo/?context=4

Donny really has upped his blander since leaving office.

by Spindl May 19, 2021

Blander

A name often used for bland, annoying, stupid or boring people, mostly when someone just pisses you off or you just think their ugly.

Dude, she's such a blander!

by Grumpsoda February 22, 2023

Blander Box

A computer with internet connection that supplies so much bland shit that nothing is special or personal since you'll see it all.

"This fucking blander box sure is killing the underground."

"I hate talking to people over this blander box, it's just too impersonal."

"Dude I'm into skat now because of this fucking blander box."

by HateTouch January 3, 2008

Bladderful

The feeling of needing to pee.

I'm so bladderful right now, I need a bathroom or I'll explode!

by JBennett February 14, 2009