Bland on Blond 

Watching girl on girl action, but with one of the aforementioned ladies much less attractive than the other

I went to Keiths the other night as he had some new lezzie films, in this one film this stunning blond bird was scissoring off with a double edged crystal wand with this right minger - it was a typical case of "Bland on Blond

Bland on Blond by cheffykins August 8, 2010

black on blond 

A mixed beer drink, similar to a black and tan, comprised of Guinness floated over Stella Artois. The ratio of Guinness to Stella should be slightly higher than in a black and tan.

The plural form is placed on the first word, as in:

singular = black on blond
plural = two blacks on blond

See also blond redhead

Make it a black on blond, squire, and keep 'em coming!

A round of blacks on blond for the table, right?

black on blond by Quackenblatz March 21, 2008

Matt, the blond douche on TMZ 

The person whose ass i would most like to kick on a daily basis. I don't know him personally but, i am irritated by his galactic ignorance and narcissism. People that have a public forum such as TMZ and open their mouths whenever possible, whilst failing to realize they are idiots, chap my hide something fierce and make me violent.

TMZ is a guilty pleasure of mine. I watch mainly to see and hear the on-air employees display their lack of wit and knowledge. The group consists of various,dimwitted, 20-somethings, but their undisputed king is "Matt, the blond douche on TMZ."

Matt, the blond douche on TMZ by Jessica Alba ex-mexican December 1, 2010

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Sensing Extemparanous Aura 

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Sensing Extemparanous Aura

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Sensing Extemparanous Aura

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The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Extemparanous

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Extemparanous

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Extemparanous

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Extemparanous by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

Blandon 

A nickname for boring guys called Landon

Man, Blandon is being the life of the party again. Vibes are so low right now

Blandon by Dozza13 June 2, 2018

Blandon 

Blandon...this man is a living legend. The only man who can get a half pound of nugs for 45 dollars. Blandon Paulus is all things $v337. He is a master klepto and master li@4, but still incredibly leet and funny. Do somethin.

Damn, all my mother's jewelry is missing and I found a half pound of nugs in my bed, and forty five dollars missing from my wallet...Blandon has struck again.

Blandon by |34i77 June 13, 2004