2 definitions by Jessica Alba ex-mexican
"Thanks for coming to KFC, here's your order. Would you like some wet-naps with your meal?"
"No thank you, besides, if i took them who would wash your dishes and mop up the bathroom?"
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"No thank you, besides, if i took them who would wash your dishes and mop up the bathroom?"
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by Jessica Alba ex-mexican November 7, 2010
The person whose ass i would most like to kick on a daily basis. I don't know him personally but, i am irritated by his galactic ignorance and narcissism. People that have a public forum such as TMZ and open their mouths whenever possible, whilst failing to realize they are idiots, chap my hide something fierce and make me violent.
TMZ is a guilty pleasure of mine. I watch mainly to see and hear the on-air employees display their lack of wit and knowledge. The group consists of various,dimwitted, 20-somethings, but their undisputed king is "Matt, the blond douche on TMZ."
by Jessica Alba ex-mexican November 29, 2010