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Blaireing

When yo homie get a shiny bald spot on the crown of his head
Person 1: Ayo?! You 17 and already blaireing?

Person 2: Nah my hair just really blonde
by blairebebalding March 31, 2022
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Blaining It

When you totally fuck something up really badly.
"Man I totally Blained it with that date with Sarah"

"I'm gonna Blain this presentation today"

"I am Blaining it right now, talking to you"
by Agent South Dakota January 2, 2015
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Blaining it

Ryan: Fuck my mouth!!!

Geoff: your totally blaining it dude
by Manwhale January 2, 2015
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Blaining it

Ryan: Fuck my mouth!!!

Geoff: your totally blaining it dude
by Manwhale January 2, 2015
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Blarting

The act of attempting to finger someone with your foot whilst watching Paul Blart Mall Cop, starring Kevin James as the titular mild-mannered security guard who must save the day when his shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organised crooks.
"omg becky, i cant believe dinosaur cum boy blarted me last night"

"eww blarting is so gross, at least he didn't grown ups 2 (featuring adam sandler, kevin james, chris rock and david spade) you like connor did to me the other night"
by Xx_blarter_xX December 26, 2021
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Blairing

A state of being when your fucking stoned beyond reason... Things that will provoke blaring are: 80's Heavy Metal; Helloween, King Diamond, The big 4, Maiden etc... Horror films produce some good image Blair. When I Idle Blair... Blaring while doing nothing. I imagine a great blue pattern against a black void.
Dude... I'm fucking Blairing!

The Solo in Metallicas Ride the lightning, It was Blairing...
by Sir Hoovington January 5, 2010
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blarping

Blarping occurs when someone discloses a lot of personal information without consideration to the interest or comfort of the person listening. Typically it is emotionally uncomfortable or even traumatic content which can overwhelm the person they are blarping at.

It is a way of unconsciously infecting another person with the overwhelming feelings and horror we pretend to ourselves doesn't exist.
Wow, this person has been blarping at me for 5 minutes. I can no longer politely sit by while my soul is crushed under the weight of their crazy. I'd suggest therapy, but the therapist may kill themselves if they had to listen to this for a whole hour.
by kevinbeal December 14, 2015
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