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A spotting of an unbelievable Ethiopian women that looks like a sex goddess that will make you ravenous.

At this point no matter how hard you try, you must attempt and pounce on this blainesite.

A blainesite contains luscious rounded tits with perfect sized nipples and is complemented by her bubbly ass clappers and splash of seduction with the look in her eyes.

However this blainesite's beauty does not stop there. Her gorgeous eyes that pierce your soul is accommodated with a perfect skin tone and with a beautiful face and flawless hair.

The temptation of pouncing on this blainesite however may be encountered with a terrifying family defense, such as the blainesite's father or brother.

Guy 1: Yo turn the fuck around!
Guy 2: Who is that? I've never felt this way before!!!
Guy 1: Bro, that girls a blainesite!
Guy 2: Holy shit! Lets bag her up and run, that level of perfect needs to be violated!
Guy 1: Slow down tiger, she's with her father and brother!
Guy 2: This is worse than divine cock blocking =/

blainesite by DMXWoofWoof June 29, 2011

Words you can keep

Blainestew

A stew that is made by chopping up David Blaine and adding some other ingredients to it.

"Now Billy, nooo pudding if you dont finish your Blainestew!"

Blainestew by dave January 28, 2004

Related Words

blainesite • Blainestew • blainestorming • blained it • Blaine someone • Blaine white • Blaire Shite

blainestorming

the pursuit of the perfect number for a musical or show choir competition'

in refference to Blaine Anderson, lead Warbler on the Fox tv sow Glee.

Hey Kurt! I was just blainestorming and I came up with the perfect number for Regionals!

blainestorming by kaimariee September 3, 2011

Blainestorming

v. "the pursuit of the perfect number for a musical or show choir competition"

The word comes from Liam_the_lemming's "Coming Out, Standing Up, Walking Tall," a fanfiction based around characters and situations from the television series "Glee." Blainestorming is named after Blaine Anderson, a character known for being in a relationship with Kurt Hummel of the New Directions and being a part of the Warblers, a competing Glee club.

"A term jumped to the forefront of Dave's mind. 'Wow. Nice bit of Blainestorming there, guys,' he grinned."

Example comes from "Chapter 11: Family, Friends, and Faithfulness" of Liam_the_lemming's "Coming Out, Standing Up, Walking Tall."

Blainestorming by Sprnaturalcraze September 4, 2011

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026