Blackology 

Study of all things dealing with black people

Cornel West is a professor of blackology at Harvard U.

Blackology by Chartiec May 25, 2020

blameology

The science of not accepting personal responsibility by blaming others for own faults.

Stop with this blameology!

blameology by Narcissistic Notes Fb page April 16, 2014

blackologist 

A person whom is not of african descent, but deeply embraces black culture. This person is so enfatuated with the culture that they are said to have a degree in the studies of black folk, blackology if you will. Degrees of blackology range from a GED to a PhD. One earns a GED by observing the black culture, yet not quite being accepted by african americans. A bachelors requires further study at which the ologist gains some acceptance from the black community. A masters is obtained by countless years of study. For one to have a masters in blackology, that person most likely grew up with a good amount of exposure to black people. A PhD in blackology signifies the highest degree of achievement. This person is almost always one to come from a childhood filled with black interactions though there are a few exceptions. A female ologist with a PhD will usually have a fat ass or big lips to go along with their knowledge of black culture. A male blackologist with a PhD can be seen with gang related attire inclusive of a red rag hanging from one back pocket, and a blue flag hanging from the other. This is known as "set tripping" and violence most certainly ensues. This is an extreme case and makes the male PhD very rare. A blackologist can be male or female. They can occasionally, if not always be seen with a person or group of black people. These folks just want to be down. Tell tale signs on a female (black)ologist are velour sweatpants, hoop earrings, baby phat/apple bottom jeans, and a mean sneaker game inclusive of jordans and/or air force 1's. A female ologist is usually pretty good at dancing as well. Signs for a male ologist include, but are not limited to diamond earrings, fitted baseball caps, a ceasar haircut with a line-up or temple fade,and fresh kicks(timberlands,jordans,forces, etc.).
-some celebrity ologists are:
Bill Clinton-PhD
Justin Timberlake-Masters
Gwen Stefani-Masters
Jason Williams-Masters
Kevin Federline-GED
Marshall Mathers(Eminem)-PhD
Mark Wahlberg-Bachelors
Britney Spears-Bachelors
Julia Stiles-Bachelors
Hispanic Derivatives:
Christina Aguilera-Bachelors
Jennifer Lopez-PhD
Michelle Rodriguez-Bachelors

"Yo that white girl Amy is always checking out the brothas. plus she got hoop earrings. She's a straight blackologist yo."

blackologist by E.M. December 9, 2008

Blacketology 

The phenomenon that every year since the onset of play-in games for the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament, a historically black or mostly black university has been selected to play in at least 1 of the play-in games as a 16 seed. The intrigue of this phenomenon increases when considering that most of these teams lose their game.

Blacketology Timeline (Demographic data taken from the College Board)
2007- Florida A and M (94% Black), lost to Niagra 69-77
2008- Coppin State (85% Black), lost to Mount Saint Mary's 60-69
2009- Alabama State (92% Black), lost to Morehead State 41-58
2010- Arkansas Pine Bluff (93% Black), beat Winthrop 61-44
Start of the First Four Era
2011- Alabama State (92% Black), lost to UTSA 61-70
2012- Mississippi Valley State (91% Black), lost to Western Kentucky 58-59
2013- North Carolina A and T (81% Black), beat Liberty 73-72
2014- Texas Southern (82% Black), lost to Cal Poly 69-81
2015- Hampton (94% Black), result to be determined

Blacketology by T_WATER March 16, 2015

Blagology 

The Study of Blagging. once you have studied Blagology you can qualify to become a Blagologist see www.blagology.com University of Blagology

The Blagology examinations once passed allowed one to become a fully fledged Blagologist and enter into the elite world.

Blagology by opalfruit December 2, 2009

blameology

when a person apologizes to another, but is really just blaming the person.

I wanted to say I was sorry, but I could only manage a blameology.

customer: I wish I had been told my product was ready for pick-up two weeks ago.

sales clerk: I am sorry you didn't call to check on the order's status. We have been looking at it for a month.

blameology by jbird54 April 26, 2011

blapology 

Apologizing to the world on your blog for making an ass of yourself.

Kanye West's caps and punctuation trainwreck blapology did not help his image after he ruined Taylor Swift's moment at the VMAs.

blapology by Selfish Mom September 14, 2009