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blockologist 

A person who specializes in blocking people from their social sites when they are crossed.
Damn she blocked me!”
Yeah she’s a blockologist”
blockologist by Kitkatkandy December 19, 2017
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Blondologist 

One who studies blondes, their behaviour, as well as their social and economical impact.
Person 1: I don't know what i want to be when i grow up...
Person 2: Be a blondologist!
Person 1: Hey, that would be fun! I don't know if I'm qualified though...
Blondologist by qazxsweccvfrr3456 December 19, 2010

blackologist 

A person whom is not of african descent, but deeply embraces black culture. This person is so enfatuated with the culture that they are said to have a degree in the studies of black folk, blackology if you will. Degrees of blackology range from a GED to a PhD. One earns a GED by observing the black culture, yet not quite being accepted by african americans. A bachelors requires further study at which the ologist gains some acceptance from the black community. A masters is obtained by countless years of study. For one to have a masters in blackology, that person most likely grew up with a good amount of exposure to black people. A PhD in blackology signifies the highest degree of achievement. This person is almost always one to come from a childhood filled with black interactions though there are a few exceptions. A female ologist with a PhD will usually have a fat ass or big lips to go along with their knowledge of black culture. A male blackologist with a PhD can be seen with gang related attire inclusive of a red rag hanging from one back pocket, and a blue flag hanging from the other. This is known as "set tripping" and violence most certainly ensues. This is an extreme case and makes the male PhD very rare. A blackologist can be male or female. They can occasionally, if not always be seen with a person or group of black people. These folks just want to be down. Tell tale signs on a female (black)ologist are velour sweatpants, hoop earrings, baby phat/apple bottom jeans, and a mean sneaker game inclusive of jordans and/or air force 1's. A female ologist is usually pretty good at dancing as well. Signs for a male ologist include, but are not limited to diamond earrings, fitted baseball caps, a ceasar haircut with a line-up or temple fade,and fresh kicks(timberlands,jordans,forces, etc.).
-some celebrity ologists are:
Bill Clinton-PhD
Justin Timberlake-Masters
Gwen Stefani-Masters
Jason Williams-Masters
Kevin Federline-GED
Marshall Mathers(Eminem)-PhD
Mark Wahlberg-Bachelors
Britney Spears-Bachelors
Julia Stiles-Bachelors
Hispanic Derivatives:
Christina Aguilera-Bachelors
Jennifer Lopez-PhD
Michelle Rodriguez-Bachelors



"Yo that white girl Amy is always checking out the brothas. plus she got hoop earrings. She's a straight blackologist yo."
blackologist by E.M. December 9, 2008

Bloonologist 

"So we hired some of the best bloonologists and they studied how strong blimps can be in Bloons TD 6."
Bloonologist by Otheruser325 March 14, 2023
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