Blackmaxx

An advanced form of jelqing which involves blowtorching ones penis in the attempt to turn it black and growing it to the size of a BBC.

My doctor gave me a prescription of painkillers. Now I can blackmaxx all I want.

by jelqmastergyattgod May 13, 2024

Blackmail

To force (someone) to do something by using threats or manipulating their feelings.

E.g. CNN threatened to broadcast a Reddit posters personal information to over 2 billion people worldwide unless he took down and apologised for a hilarious meme he (allegedly) made of president Trump wrestling CNN WWF style, that is actually blackmail.

by CNNknowsMyName July 6, 2017

blackmaled

To be blackmaled is to have had intense sexual relations with a black male.

Person 1: "Why didn't Rachel come to work today?"
Person 2: "Haven't you heard, she got blackmaled by Ta'Quante last night."
Person 1: "One must always take care when getting blackmaled."

by nutzipper March 15, 2011

Emotional Blackmail

When the people in your life use fear, obligation, and guilt to manipulate you. It is a very powerful form of manipulation in which the person directly or indirectly threatens to punish you if you don't compile with how they want you to behave.

Some examples of things Emotional Blackmailers say are: "If you really loved me..." "After all I've done for you..." "How can you be so selfish..."

An emotional blackmail artist will use your vulberabilities and deepest secrets against you.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

blackmail

Blackmail refers to a situation that arises when a person threatens another person with some form of punishment if they do not offer some form of concessions. Blackmail is usually the result of one person somehow obtaining embarassing information about another and threatening to disclose it unless some form of payment (money or favors) is offered. The term originates from the words "black" and "mail", which referred to the dark or threatening nature of the letters (mail) that were received detailing the threat. Although blackmail usually entails paying a price to obtain another person's silence about an embarassing situation, it need not involve an actual event before it can be conducted. The threat of embarassing someone for a contrived event can be enough to conduct blackmail effectively, provided the threat is believable.

Jesse Jackson's Rainbow/PUSH Coalition frequently tells companies that if they do not donate to their cause and hire their members, they will accuse them of racism and organize commerce-damaging protests. Whether any racism exists or not, the threat of income loss and negative publicity is enough to extract blackmail money.

by FigurinOutLife March 24, 2004

Blackman Reflexes

when a coloured kid in a playground preforms a dodge or acrobatic skill that requires tremendous skill or physical prowess

that kid has amazing blackman reflexes or look at that black man reflex

by Kyd_Swagger February 16, 2010

Facebook Blackmail

Using a Friends recent news to peer into their social life. Then using such information against them

Sean was not careful about his news feed, now we can facebook Blackmail him

by Spartanmk1 June 8, 2010