jelqmastergyattgod's definitions

Goosing

Ejaculating whilst jelqing.

I goosed so hard last night I almost passed out, I was shooting ropes! W sesh.

Goosing is always a great finish to a jelqing session.

by jelqmastergyattgod May 13, 2024

goosing

The act of ejaculating after a jelq session.

I goosed like crazy yesterday. Shooting ropes is my favorite end to a jelq session.

Them: what do you enjoy doing after a long jelq sesh?
Me: Goosing has become my new favorite jelq conclusion.

by jelqmastergyattgod May 13, 2024

Turboing

An advanced form of jelqing

The act of tying one end of a rope to ones penis and the other to a vehicle, then using the vehicle to pull the rope and stretch the penis.

I’m still sore from all that turboing we did yesterday.

by jelqmastergyattgod May 13, 2024

Blackmaxx

An advanced form of jelqing which involves blowtorching ones penis in the attempt to turn it black and growing it to the size of a BBC.

My doctor gave me a prescription of painkillers. Now I can blackmaxx all I want.

by jelqmastergyattgod May 13, 2024